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Did You Hear About The Three Hens?

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Did you hear about the three hens?

The first hen was normal.

The second hen was dyslexic.

The third was a nymphomaniac.

Every morning, when the hens woke up, they would call out.

The first hen said, “cocka doodle doo”.

The second hen said, “doodle doodle cock”.

The third hen said, “any cock’ll doo!”

Thanks to Plonk for sending that one to us.

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Do you know the difference between a chicken and a hen? Many people don’t, I didn’t either. A hen is a femal chicken, a rooster is a male chicken. The term “chicken” is generic and applies to both males and females. So there you go, your trivial fact for the day. Now you can use this on your friends. Don’t forget to tell them where you heard it!

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