Did You Hear About The Blonde Who…

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blonde_Woman.jpgThis is a list of quotes about blondes and the troubles that they have going through life.

Did you hear about the blonde that took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope.

Did you hear about the blonde that couldn’t work in a pharmacy because the medicine bottles wouldn’t fit into the typewriter.

Did you hear about the blonde who got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2 to 4 years.

Did you hear about the blonde who was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t call 911 because there is no 11 on any phone button.

Did you hear about the blonde who when asked what the capital of California was; answered ‘C.’

What goes ‘vroom screech vroom screech-etc? A blonde at a flashing red light.

Two blondes were trying to get into their car using a coat hanger when one said “hurry, it’s starting to rain and the top is down”.

Did you hear about the blonde who burnt her nose bobbing for French-fries.

You shouldn’t let blondes take coffee breaks; it takes too long to retrain them.

Did you hear about the blonde who baked a turkey for 3 1/2 days because the instructions said 1/2 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

Did you hear about the blonde who couldn’t make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water wouldn’t fit into those little packets.

Did you hear about the blonde who hated M&M’s because they were so hard to peel.

Did you hear about the blonde who got hurt while raking leaves. She fell out of the tree.

Did you hear about the blonde who changed the babies diaper only once a month because the label said “‘good for up to 20 pounds”.

Did you hear about the blonde who after losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained that the other swimmers were using their arms.


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