A woman rushes to see her doctor, hoping that he can give her a diagnosis of what her problem is. The poor woman is looking very much worried and all strung out.
When the doctor is available to see her, she rattles off in a panic, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What’s wrong with me, Doctor?”
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, “Well, I can tell you one thing . . . there ain’t nothing wrong with your eyesight.”