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A woman rushed in to see her doctor, hoping that he could give her a diagnosis of what her problem was. The poor woman was looking stressed and worried like she was about to lose it.

When the doctor was available to see her and asked her what the problem was, she rattled off in a panic, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were blood-shot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! Please tell me what’s wrong with me, Doctor?”

The doctor looked her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly said, “Well, I can tell you one thing, there isn’t nothing wrong with your eyesight”.

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