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Image used under a Collective Commons License from: spending more than three hours enduring the long lines at the Department of Motor Vehicles, putting up with the miserable clerks and the insane regulations, just to get the new licence plates for my truck, I stopped off at a toy store to pick up a gift for my son.

I brought my selection, which was a baseball bat, to the cash register.

“Cash or charge?” the clerk asked.

“Cash”, I snapped.

Then apologizing for my rudeness , I explained to her, “I’m so sorry, I have just spent a really frustrating afternoon at the Department of Motor Vehicles”.

“Would you like me to gift wrap the bat?” the clerk asked sweetly, “or are you going back there?”

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