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Déjà Vu

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You have probably heard of “déjà vu”, which describes that uncanny sensation you’ve already experienced something, even when you know you never have.

Experts generally agree this phenomenon probably relates to memory in some way. So, if you have déjà vu, you might have experienced a similar event before. You just can’t remember it.

Here are some funny déjà vu related expressions:

I feel like I’ve…

  • milked this cow before: déjà moo
  • seen this strange animal before: déjà gnu
  • smelled this bad odor before: déjà phew
  • visited this menagerie before: déjà zoo
  • scared this person away before: déjà boo
  • read this mystery book before: déjà clue
  • been in this courtroom before: déjà sue
  • felt this bad before: déjà rue
  • felt this sad before: déjà blue
  • expanded this way before: déjà grew
  • learned this stuff before: déjà knew
  • waited in line before: déjà queue
  • eaten this dinner before: déjà stew
  • forgotten this your name before: déjà who
  • seen these twins before: déjà two
  • used this beer recipe before: déjà brew
  • been on this airplane before: déjà flew
  • fed these pigeons before: déjà coo
  • sketched this portrait before: déjà drew
  • ended this relationship before: déjà through
  • felt this ill before: déjà flu
  • thrown up this badly before: déjà spew
  • sat through this sermon before: déjà pew
  • admired this scenery before: déjà ooo
  • exposed the real facts before: déjà true
  • passed gas this noxious before: déjà phew!
  • seen this animated bear before: déjà Baloo

Well I thought these were pretty funny, hope you enjoyed them. Can you think of any others? If so, please let us know in a comment so we can add them to the list.

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