A man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look terrible, what on earth is the problem?”
“My mother died in June,” Murphy said, “and left me $10,000”.
“Gee, that’s tough,” the man replied, “I am so sorry to hear your news”.
“Then in July”, Murphy continued, “My father died, leaving me $50,000”.
“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. I am so sorry. No wonder you are depressed”.
Murphy continues, “And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000”.
“Three close family members lost in three months? That is so sad”, the man says.
Murphy continues again, “Then this month, nothing!”
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