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Death In The Family

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A  man walks into a bar in New York and sees an Irish friend sitting at a table, drinking all by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, “Murphy, you look terrible, what on earth is the problem?”

“My mother died in June,” Murphy said, “and left me $10,000”.

“Gee, that’s tough,” the man replied, “I am so sorry to hear your news”.

“Then in July”, Murphy continued, “My father died, leaving me $50,000”.

“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. I am so sorry. No wonder you are depressed”.

Murphy continues, “And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000”.

“Three close family members lost in three months? That is so sad”, the man says.

Murphy continues again, “Then this month, nothing!”

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