A mother was driving home from the shops when she decided to stop by at her son and daughter-in-law’s house to see how they were doing.
She pulled up onto their driveway, got out of her car and knocked on the door.
There was no answer, so she tried the door handle and the door appeared to be unlocked, so she decided to walk in.
She was totally shocked to see her daughter-in-law, just lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of scented candles filled the living room.
“What on earth are you doing?” she asked her daughter-in-law.
“I’m waiting for Robbie to come home from work”, the daughter-in-law answered.
“But you are lying there stark naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed.
“This is my love dress”, her daughter-in-law explained.
“Love dress? But you’re naked!”
“Robbie loves me to wear this dress”, she explained. “Every time he sees me like this, he instantly becomes aroused and ravages me for hours”.
The mother-in-law blushed profusely and left the house as quickly as she arrived.
Well, she had obviously been doing some thinking on the drive home, because when she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on some romantic music and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive home from work.
Finally, about an hour later, her husband came home from work.
He walked into their living room and did a double take, seeing his “not so slim” wife just lying there so provocatively.
“What on earth are you doing Hilda?” he asked.
“This is my love dress Harold”, she whispered sensually.
“Well it needs ironing”, her husband said. “What’s for dinner?”
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