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Dating Ads For Seniors

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These dating ads for seniors were apparently found in a Florida newspaper in an area with a lot of retirement communities.

I mean, where else would you expect to have dating ads for seniors! Florida and South Florida in particular must have practically 50% of it’s population over retirement age, or so it seems when you are there.

You can say what you want about Florida though and make as much fun of Floridians as you like, but did you ever hear of anyone retiring and moving north where it’s cold?

These are supposedly actual ads seen in “The Villages” Florida newspaper and who says that seniors don’t have a sense of humor. Enjoy.

FOXY LADY:

Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80’s, slim, 5’4′ (used to be 5’6′), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT:

Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW:

I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE:

Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?

I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES:

I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads together.

My favorite of the bunch though has to be this one.

MINT CONDITION:

Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

Let’s hope we all keep our sense of humor as we move into our retirement years.


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