An engineering student was cycling across campus at his university when he saw a fellow engineering student who was riding this really fancy bicycle.
They stopped to talk and the first student couldn’t help but admire his fellow student’s bicycle.
He asked his fellow student, “Where did you get such a great bike, it looks amazing?”
The second engineering student replied, “Well, you will never believe this, but I was walking in the park yesterday, just minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bicycle. She stopped and got off, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and told me to take what I wanted”.
The first engineer nodded in approval and said, “That was a good choice. Her clothes probably wouldn’t have fit you anyway”.
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