Arthur went to his new girlfriend’s house for the first time and she showed him into the living room.
She excused herself to go to the kitchen to make them some drinks, and as he was standing there alone, looking around the room (as you do), he noticed a cute little vase above the fireplace.
He went over and picked it up, and as he was looking at it, she walked back in.
A little embarrassed, he said, “What’s this?”
She replied, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there”.
Rapidly going red, he said, “Oh… oooh…. I…”
His girlfriend replied, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray”.
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