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Cute Little Vase

Arthur goes to his new girlfriend’s house for the first time and she shows him into the living room.

She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them some drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, looking around the room (as you do), he notices a cute little vase on the mantle.

He goes over and picks it up, and as he is looking at it, she walks back in.

A little embarrassed, he says “What’s this?”

She replies, “Oh, my father’s ashes are in there.”

Rapidly going red, he says “Oh… oooh…. I…”

She says, “Yeah, he’s too lazy to go to the kitchen to get an ashtray.”

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