“Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a look at him”.
So, the vet picks the dog up, examines his eyes and ears, then he checks his teeth.
Finally, he says to the man, “I’m going to have to put your dog down”.
“What?” the man says in astonishment. “Just because he is cross-eyed?”
“No”, said the vet, “because he’s really heavy!”
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