A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a good look at him”.
So, the vet picked the dog up, examined his eyes and ears, then he checked his teeth.
Finally, he said to the man, “I’m going to have to put your dog down”.
“What?” the man said in astonishment. “Just because he is cross-eyed?”
“No”, said the vet, “because he’s really heavy!”
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