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Cross-Eyed Rottweiler

Image used under a Collective Commons License from man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”

“Well”, the vet says, “let’s have a look at him”.

So, the vet picks the dog up, examines his eyes and ears, then he checks his teeth.

Finally, he says to the man, “I’m going to have to put your dog down”.

“What?” the man says in astonishment. “Just because he is cross-eyed?”

“No”, said the vet, “because he’s really heavy!”

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