A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to him, “My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?”
“Well”, the vet says, “I haven’t seen a cross-eyed Rottweiler before, let’s have a good look at him”.
So, the vet picked the dog up, examined his eyes and ears, then he checked his teeth.
Finally, having given the dog a thorough examination, the vet said to the man, “I’m going to have to put your dog down”.
“What?” the man said in astonishment. “just because he is cross-eyed?”
“No”, said the vet, “because he’s really heavy!”
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