A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs.
A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did.
The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing, the flight attendant announced to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand so I can identify you?”
Not one hand went up – so she took them home and ate them herself!
Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/vectors/animal-cartoon-comic-crab-2029675/