Crabs

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/vectors/animal-cartoon-comic-crab-2029675/A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs.

A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did.

The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to rant and rave about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Shortly before landing, the flight attendant announced to the entire cabin, “Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Sydney, please raise your hand so I can identify you?”

Not one hand went up – so she took them home and ate them herself!


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://pixabay.com/vectors/animal-cartoon-comic-crab-2029675/

Leave a comment

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

Do NOT follow this link or you will be banned from the site!
WP Twitter Auto Publish Powered By : XYZScripts.com
error

Enjoy this blog? Please spread the word :)