This is a short funny story about what happens when a cowboy goes to church.
One Sunday, a cowboy went to church.
When he entered the building, he saw to his surprise that he and the preacher were the only ones present.
The preacher asked the cowboy if he wanted him to go ahead and preach.
The cowboy said, “I’m not too smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I’d feed him”.
So. the preacher began his Sunday sermon, while the cowboy sat there and listened to all that he had so say.
One hour passed, then two hours, then two-and-a-half hours, by which time the cowboy was struggling to stay awake.
The preacher finally finished and came down to ask the cowboy how he had liked the sermon.
The cowboy answered slowly, “Well preacher, I’m not very smart, but if I went to feed my cattle and only one showed up, I sure wouldn’t feed him all the hay”.
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