Harold and Jenny have been married for forty years, and during all that time Harold had always wanted to own an expensive pair of cowboy boots.
He had been a fan of the old Western movies and television shows about cowboys since he was a young lad, so seeing some cowboy boots on sale one day, he buys a pair and proudly wears them home.
He swaggers into the kitchen (doing his best cowboy walk) and asks Jenny (trying to put on his best John Wayne accent), “So Jenny, do you notice anything different about me?”
“What’s different? It’s the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants. What’s different?”, says Jenny.
Frustrated, Harold goes into the bathroom, undresses and comes out completely naked, wearing only his new boots.
Again he asks Jenny, “Do you notice anything different?”
“What’s different, Harold? Its hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it will be hanging down tomorrow.”
Angrily, Harold yells at her, “Do you know why it’s hanging down? Cause it’s looking at my new boots.”
Jenny replies, “You should have bought a hat.”
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