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Cowboy Boots

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Harold and Jenny had been married for forty years and during all that time Harold had always wanted to own an expensive pair of cowboy boots.

He had been a fan of the old Western movies and television shows about cowboys since he was a young lad, so seeing some cowboy boots on sale one day as he walked past a Western store, he went inside, bought a pair and proudly wore them home.

He swaggered into the kitchen, doing his best John Wayne cowboy walk and asked Jenny his wife, while trying to put on his best John Wayne accent, “So Jenny, do you notice anything different about me?”

“What’s different? It’s the same shirt you wore yesterday and the same pants Harold. What’s different then?”, Jenny said.

Frustrated, Harold went into the bathroom, undressed and came out completely naked, wearing nothing except his new boots.

Again he asked his wife, “Do you notice anything different Jenny?”

“What’s different, Harold? Its hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday and it will be hanging down tomorrow”, she replied, getting angry by this time with her husband’s stupid questions.

Angrily, Harold yelled at her, “Do you know why it’s hanging down woman? Cause it’s looking at my new boots, that’s why!”

Jenny replied, “You should have bought a hat Harold, a hat!”

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