Two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole. When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot, and the ball flew off sideways into a field of cows.
He advised his friends to play through, and said that he would meet them at the clubhouse.
They followed the plan and waited for their friend.
After a considerable time, the man arrived at the clubhouse, and he was disheveled, bloody, and badly beaten up.
They all wanted to know what happened.
He explained that he went over to the cow pasture, but could not find his ball. He noticed a cow wringing her tail in obvious pain. He went over and lifted her tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded. It was a yellow ball so he knew it was not his.
Just then a woman came out of the bushes, apparently searching for her lost golf ball. The helpful male golfer lifted the cow’s tail and asked, “Does this look like yours?”
That was the last thing he could remember.
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