This is a story about a game of golf, a field of cows and a cow tale.
So, two couples were on the golf course and were playing the last hole of their round.
When the last golfer drove off the tee, he hooked the shot and the ball flew off sideways, landing right in a field of cows.
He advised his friends to play through and said that he would meet them later at the clubhouse.
So the others did as he asked, finished the hole, went to the clubhouse and waited for their friend.
After a considerable time, their friend arrived at the clubhouse and they were shocked to see that he was disheveled, covered in blood and badly beaten up.
They all wanted to know what on earth had happened to him.
Their friend explained that he went over to the cow pasture, but no matter how hard he tried, he could not find his ball.
He then noticed a cow that was wringing her tail in obvious pain.
He went over and lifted the cow’s tail and saw a golf ball solidly embedded you know where.
To his surprise, it was a yellow ball and his was a white one, so he knew it was not his.
Just then, a woman came out of the bushes, apparently searching for her lost golf ball as well.
The helpful male golfer lifted the cow’s tail and asked her, “Does this look like yours?”
Well, that was the last thing he could remember.
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