One of the Jewish men stops walking and stares at the sign.
His friend turns to him and says, “Abraham, what’s going on?”
“David,” replies Abraham, “I’m thinking of doing it”.
David says, “What are you, crazy?”
Abraham thinks for a minute and says, “David, I’m going to do it”.
With that, Abraham strides purposefully into the church.
Twenty minutes later he walks out with his head bowed.
“So”, asks David, “did you get your hundred dollars?”
Abraham looks up at him and says, “Is that all you people think about?”
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