Two merchants from a small town in the Midwest, were attending a conference in New York City, it was the first time for either of them that they had seen such things as skyscrapers, big hotels, wide streets full of traffic etc, they were in awe.
In the evening, there was a large party, with lots of food and drink, and both of them took full advantage as you might imagine.
At the end of the party, they both staggered outside, drunk as skunks.
One of the merchants crossed the street, while the other one stumbled into a subway entrance.
When the first man reached the other side of the street, he noticed the other one was emerging from the subway stairs.
“Where ya been?”, he slurred.
“I don’t know”, the other man slurred back, “but you should see the train set that guy has in his basement!”
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