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Complaining About Their Husbands

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How do you feel about the way some wives talk about their men, always complaining about their husbands.

Husbands are often the same though, always complaining about their wives.

While some couples have a wonderful loving relationship, others seem to have a life of turmoil, filled with arguments and disagreements and one or the other (or sometimes both) continually complaining about the other.

Even though in reality marital arguments are no laughing matter, here on The Laughline they truly are a laughing matter. Here are a few examples to make you laugh.

A woman was complaining to her neighbour that her husband was always coming home late, no matter what she did to try and stop him.

“Take my advice and do what I did”, the neighbour said, “Once my husband came home at three o’clock in the morning and from my bed I called out ‘Is that you Harold?’ Funnily enough, that cured him”.

“Cured him?” the woman asked, “but how?”

“Easy”, the neighbour said, “You see, his name is John”.

One woman told another, “My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me. My husband is foolish, lazy and a coward, but have I ever said anything bad about him?”

A husband went to see a marriage counsellor.

“When we were first married”, he told him, “I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten years of marriage, it’s all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking”.

“Why complain?” the counsellor said. “You are still getting the same service!”

I hope you enjoyed those examples. Come on, you must have some of your own to share, surely. If so we would love to hear them. Please leave us a comment and give us and our other readers something to laugh at.

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