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Coming Into Land

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A Boeing 747 is just coming into land at O’Hare International airport in Chicago, the plane is on its final approach.

As is normal when a plane is coming into land, the pilot switches on the intercom:

“This is Captain Johanson. Well everyone, we are on our final descent into Chicago. I want to thank you for flying with us today, and if this is your final destination today, I hope you enjoy your stay in Chicago”.

Captain Johanson turns to look at the instrument panel in the cockpit, and forgets to switch off the intercom.

The whole plane can now hear the conversation that is coming from the cockpit.

The co-pilot says to the pilot, “Well skipper, what do you have planned for the evening?

Well, if they weren’t already, suddenly, all ears in the plane are now listening in to this conversation.

“Well”, says the pilot, “first I’m going to check into the hotel and take a massive crap. Then I’m going to take that new stewardess out for supper. You know who I mean, the one with the huge tits. I’m going to wine and dine her, take her back to my room, and give her a good banging all night long”.

Everyone in the plane is now trying to get a look at the new stewardess.

Naturally, she is so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit to turn the intercom off.

In her effort to get to the front of the plane as fast as possible, she trips over an old lady’s bag that is sticking out into the aisle, and down she goes on all fours.

The old lady leans over and says, “No need to run, dear, he’s gonna take a shit first!”

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