A painting contractor was discussing a job with a woman.
In the first room she said she’d like pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down , then went to the window , opened it and yelled “Green side up!”.
In the next room she said she wanted yellow.
The contractor wrote it down, then again went to the window and shouted “Green side up!”.
This continued in every room even though the woman never said she wanted green.
Finally she asks the man, “Why do you keep shouting “Green side up!” ?”.
The contractor gives an impatient groan and replies, “I apologize, but I have a crew of blondes laying turf across the street.”