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A chicken farmer went to the local watering hole and pulled up a stool and ordered champagne.

A woman was sitting on the stool next to him. She turned to him and said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.”

“What a coincidence”, said the farmer.

He then added, “It is a special day for me. I am celebrating.”

“It is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating!” said the woman.

“What a coincidence”, said the farmer.

While they toasted each other, the farmer asked, “What are you celebrating?”

The woman replied, “My husband and I have been trying to have a child for years, and today my gynecologist told me that I was pregnant”.

“What a coincidence”, said the farmer.

he then went on to say, “I am a chicken farmer and for years all my hens were infertile, but now they are all set to lay fertilized eggs.”

“This is incredible”, said the woman. “What did you do for your chickens to become fertile?”

“I used a different rooster”, the farmer said.

The woman smiled and said, “What a coincidence”.


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