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Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/35914311@N03/3343507875Murphy, Paddy & Seamus were sitting in a bar and the topic turned to dying and eventually to their discussing the words they would like to hear spoken over their coffins at their wakes.

Seamus said, “I would like them to say ‘He was a wonderful family man. He always supported his wife and kids, and they never wanted for anything'”.

Paddy said, “That’s lovely Seamus. But I would like to hear them say, ‘He was a great man in the community. He undertook a lot of projects to make his community a better place.'”

Murphy says, “That’s very nice, Paddy. But I would just like to hear them say, ‘Look! He’s moving!'”


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