Three women were having a coffee morning and as so often happens, the topic of conversation turned to their sex lives.
The first woman said, “I think my husband is like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke”.
The second woman said, “My husband is like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps”.
The third woman was silent until the other two women turned to her and asked her about her sex life. They both asked, “Tell us about your husband”.
The woman thought for a moment and said, “Well, my husband is like an Olympic gold medal winning 400 metre runner”.
“How’s that?” the other two women asked.
The third woman responded, “He’s got his time down to under 40 seconds”.
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