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These are some clever signs and slogans that people have come up with to advertise their profession.

It seems these days that if you want your business to get noticed, you need to come up with a catchy slogan. It doesn’t matter if you have a physical office or a shop or an online business with a website, you still need a catchy sign or logo to help you to be successful.

Thanks to the internet, funny and catchy signs catch the attention of millions of people on Social Media, so coming up with a catchy sign can definitely mean big business!

If you know of any more clever signs or catchy slogans, please leave us a comment. If there is a picture to go with it, even better.

Sign over a gynecologist’s office:

“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

On a Plumbers truck:

“We repair what your husband fixed.”

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:

“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

Pizza shop slogan:

“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:

“Invite us to your next blowout.”

Door of a plastic surgeon’s office:

“Hello. Can we pick your nose?”

At a laundry shop:

“How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?”

At a towing company:

“We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.”

On an electrician’s truck:

“Let us remove your shorts.”

In a non-smoking area:

“If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.”

On a maternity room door:

“Push. Push. Push.”

At an optometrist’s office:

“If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”

On a taxidermist’s window:

“We really know our stuff.”

In a podiatrist’s office:

“Time wounds all heels.”

On a fence:

“Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.”

At a car dealership:

“The best way to get back on your feet – miss a car payment.”

Outside a muffler shop:

“No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a veterinarian’s waiting room:

“Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the electric company:

“We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”

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