Church Signs

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/au_tiger01/2404125449It’s been popular in recent years, especially in the USA, for churches to display signs outside to try and encourage people to go to their church.

Often these church signs are funny, and often also topical.

This is a selection of funny church signs, which I hope you enjoy.

 


Church Parking Lot Sign: “For Members Only – Trespassers will be baptized!”

No God – No Peace…Know God – Know Peace!!

Free trip to Heaven – Details Inside

Try our Sundays – They are better than Baskin Robbins!

Wanting a new look? Have your faith lifted here!

An ad for one church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, “For fast, fast relief, take two tablets!”

When the restaurant next to a church put out a big sign with red letters that said, “Open Sundays,” the church reciprocated with it’s own message, “We are open on Sundays, too!”

People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.

God so loved the world that He did not send a committee!

When down in the mouth, remember Jonah, he came out alright!

Sign Broken – Message inside this Sunday!

Fight truth decay – study the Bible daily!

How will you spend eternity? Smoking or Non-Smoking?


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/au_tiger01/2404125449

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