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Here are some wonderful examples of church bulletins that can be taken the wrong way:


  • Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
  • This afternoon services will be held at the north and south ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
  • The Little Mothers Club will meet at 5 p.m. Thursday. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.
  • This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
  • Next week we will take a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet should come forward and get a piece of paper.
  • The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement today.
  • A bean supper will be held on Thursday evening. Music will follow.
  • The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

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