A blonde woman goes to the post office to buy special Christmas stamps for her Christmas cards.
After having waited in line for absolutely ages, she says to the clerk at the post office counter, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps please?”
“What denomination would you like?” the post office clerk asks her.
“Oh my God! Has it come to this?” says the blonde woman, in a state of shock and confusion.
After thinking to herself for a few minutes, counting in her head and on her fingers, the said to the clerk, “Ok, give me 6 Catholic, 10 Presbyterian, 32 Baptist, and 2 Pastafarian.”
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