A blonde woman went to the post office to buy some special Christmas stamps for her Christmas cards.
After having waited in line for absolutely ages, she finally got to the front of the queue and said to the clerk at the post office counter, “May I have fifty Christmas stamps please?”
“What denomination would you like?” the post office clerk asked her.
“Oh my God! Has it come to this?” the blonde woman replied, in a state of shock and confusion.
After thinking to herself for a few minutes, counting in her head as well as on her fingers, the said to the clerk, “Ok, give me 6 Catholic, 10 Presbyterian, 32 Baptist, and 2 Pastafarian.”
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