After having waited in line for absolutely ages, she says to the clerk at the post office counter, “May I have 50 Christmas stamps please?”
“What denomination would you like?” the post office clerk asks her.
“Oh my God! Has it come to this?” says the blonde woman. “Ok, give me 6 Catholic, 10 Presbyterian, 32 Baptist, and 2 Pastafarian.”
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