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Christmas Lunch

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May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party had sat down to eat in the restaurant.

“Yes please”, I said to the waiter, “but first I would like to know how do you prepare your turkeys?”

After a short silence, the waiter replied, “Nothing special really sir, we just tell them straight out that they’re going to die”.

That’s kind of sad isn’t it, almost puts you off your Christmas lunch. I did say almost!

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