May I take your Christmas lunch order?” the waiter asked me, after our party of friends had sat down to eat in the restaurant.
“Yes please”, I said to the waiter, “but before I order, I would like to know how do you prepare your turkeys?”
After a short silence, the waiter replied, “Nothing special really sir, we just tell them straight out that they are going to die”.
That’s kind of sad isn’t it, almost puts you off your Christmas lunch. I did say almost! Happy Christmas everyone.
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