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Chocolate Chip Cookies

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As an elderly man lay dying in his bed, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs.

Where just a moment before he had been in death’s agony, now the smell of the chocolate chip cookies seemed to change everything, and he suddenly perked up.

The old man gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed.

Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort forced himself down the stairs, gripping the railing with both hands. With labored breath, he leaned against the door frame, and gazed into the kitchen.

Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were literally hundreds of his favorite chocolate chip cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man? It was a mystery, and one that he knew he had to solve.

Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself toward the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture.

His parched lips parted, the wondrous taste of the cookies was already in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life.

The aged and withered hand, slowly made its way to a cookie at the edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his wife.

“Stay out of those,” she said, “they’re for the funeral.”

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