Chinese Restaurant

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/geishaboy500/532243908A man goes to a Chinese restaurant for dinner, and is told by the maitre’d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait, and to wait in the bar.

So, while he waits for a table, he goes and has a seat at the bar, so he can have a drink before his meal.

The bartender walks up to him, and says with a heavy accent, “What you dlink?”

The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”

The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time were ‘four’ little pigs…”


Image used under a Collective Commons License from: https://www.flickr.com/photos/geishaboy500/532243908

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