So, while he waits for a table, he goes and has a seat at the bar, so he can have a drink before his meal.
The bartender walks up to him, and says with a heavy accent, “What you dlink?”
The man replies, “Give me a Stoli with a twist.”
The bartender squints at him for a few seconds, then smiles and says, “Once upon time were ‘four’ little pigs…”
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