I was at a travel agency in Shanghai and I asked the pretty Chinese girl behind the counter if she could escort me on a tour of the city.
She nodded in agreement and so I asked her for her mobile number, so I could call her to make arrangements.
She gave me a big smile, nodded her head and said, “Sex sex sex, wan free sex for tonight”.
I replied, “Wow, you Chinese girls really are so friendly and accommodating”.
A man standing next to me overheard this, tapped me on the shoulder and said, “Sorry to disappoint you, but what she really said was: 666136429”.
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