A Chinese man got a job as a Garbage Collector in Southern Ireland and you can just imagine the chaos that followed with his accent.
One day, he turned up at a house in a really rough area on the north side of Cork and knocked on the door.
The door opened and there was a man wearing a tight tee shirt, with crew-cut hair and a fake tan.
The Chinese man asked him, “where you bin?”
The Cork man replied, “de cunnaries boy” (The Canary Islands that is).
The Chinese man then said, “no, no, where you bin?”
The Cork man answered, “du cunnaries, I’m tellun ya boy!”
The Chinese man, now frustrated said, “no,no. where you wheelie bin?”
The Cork man replied, “alright, so boy, I was up in Dublin for the weekend”.
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