He turns up at a house in a rough area on the north side of Cork and knocks on the door.
The door opens, and there is a man wearing a tight tee shirt, with crew-cut hair and a fake tan.
Chinese man: “where you bin?”
Cork man : “de cunnaries , boy.” (The Canary Islands)
Chinese man: “no, no, where you bin?”
Cork man: “du cunnaries, i’m tellun ya boy!”
Chinese man: “no,no. where you wheelie bin?”
Cork man: “alright so boy, I was up in Dublin for the weekend.”
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