Murphy had an interview for a job at a local chemical factory.
The department manager asked him, “Have you worked with chemicals before?”
“Yes sure”, Murphy replied.
The manager then asked him, “Can you tell me what nitrate is?”
Murphy replied “Well I’m hoping its going to be time and a half”.
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