This is what happens when men get together and start talking about their cheating wives.
Three lads, all of them a sandwich short of a picnic, got to talking amongst themselves one day in their local pub. One lad was from England, one was from Scotland and one was from Ireland.
They were talking about their home lives and their marital problems and all three came to the conclusion that their wives were cheating on them.
So, they decided that they would go away and look for evidence of their wives cheating on them. They would come back three weeks later and meet in the very same place to share their stories.
Three weeks later as arranged, they met up at the same local pub and between them decided that the Scotsman should be the first to speak up and report what he had found.
“How did you get on?” asked the other two boys.
“Not too good,” the Scotsman said. “I found out that my wife is having an affair with a carpenter.”
“How do you know?” asked the other two boys.
The Scotsman replied, “I found a carpenter’s toolbox under the bed.”
The Englishman spoke up next.
“My wife is having an affair with a butcher”, he said.
“How do you know that?” asked the other two boys.
The Englishman replied, “I found a butcher’s apron under the bed.”
Finally they turned to the Irishman and asked him how he got on.
The Irishman said, “You think ye’re having bad problems — my wife is going out with a horse!”
“A horse! How do you know?” asked the other two boys.
The Irishman replied, “To be sure, didn’t I find a jockey under the bed!”
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