Cheating Wives

Image used under a Collective Commons License from: http://www.picpedia.org/highway-signs/c/cheating.htmlThree lads, all a sandwich short of a picnic, got to talking amongst themselves one day in their local pub. One lad was from England, one was from Scotland, and one was from Ireland.

They were talking about their home lives and their problems, and all three came to the conclusion that their wives were cheating on them.

So, they decided that they would go away and look for evidence of their wives cheating on them, and they would come back three weeks later and meet in the very same place to share their stories.

They decided that the Scotsman should be the first to speak up and report what he had found.

“How did you get on?” asked the other two boys.

“Not too good,” says the Scotsman, “I found out that my wife is having an affair with a carpenter.”

“How do you know?” asked the other two boys.

He says, “I found a carpenter’s toolbox under the bed.”

The Englishman spoke up next.

“My wife is having an affair with a butcher”, he said.

“How do you know that?” asked the other two boys.

The Englishman says, “I found a butcher’s apron under the bed.”

Finally they turned to the Irishman and asked him how he got on.

The Irishman says, “You think ye’re bad — my wife is going with a horse!”

“A horse! How do you know?” ask the other two boys.

Says he, “Didn’t I find a jockey under the bed!”


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