An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman applied for a job as chauffeur to drive the Rolls Royce for a wealthy lady.
“I’m such a good driver”, said The Englishman, “I can go within six inches of a cliff edge without driving over.”
“I can go within an inch of the edge of a cliff without driving over”, said the Scotsman.
“And how close to the cliff edge can you drive?”, the lady asked the Irishman.
“I keep as far away from cliffs with the car as I possibly can”, said the Irishman.
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