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Chauffeurs are something special aren’t they. You get given a smart uniform, a flashy car to drive and keep clean, and you get paid for the privilege.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman applied for a job as chauffeur, to drive the Rolls Royce for a wealthy lady and were all trying to outdo each other to try and get the job.

“I am such a good driver”, the Englishman said in a very posh voice, “I can go within six inches of a cliff edge without driving over it”.

“Och! I can go within an inch of the edge of a cliff without driving over it”, said the Scotsman in a broad Scottish accent (think Sean Connery).

“And how close to the cliff edge can you drive?”, the wealthy lady asked the Irishman.

“To be sure”, the Irishman replied, “Oy keep as far away from cliffs with the car as I possibly can”.

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