An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman applied for a job as chauffeur to drive the Rolls Royce for a wealthy lady and were all trying to outdo each other to try and get the job.
“I am such a good driver”, said The Englishman in a very posh voice, “I can go within six inches of a cliff edge without driving over.”
“Och! I can go within an inch of the edge of a cliff without driving over”, said the Scotsman in a broad Scottish accent.
“And how close to the cliff edge can you drive?”, the lady asked the Irishman.
“To be sure”, the Irishman replied, “Oy keep as far away from cliffs with the car as I possibly can”.
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