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Caught In The Act

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A wife came home early from work one day, and caught her husband in the act! She found him in their bedroom, and he was in the middle of making love to a very attractive young woman.

And as you can well imagine, she was somewhat upset.

“You are a disrespectful pig!” she cried. “How dare you do this to me! I have always been a faithful wife to you, and the mother of your children! I’m leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!”

The husband replied, “Hang on just a minute, love, so at least I can tell you what happened.”

“Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed,” but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”

And the husband began to explain to her all about the events of that day…

Well, I was getting into the car to drive home from the office, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty.

She told me that she hadn’t eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn’t eat because you’re afraid you’ll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested that she take a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because “I don’t have good taste”.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas, that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has the same ones.

The husband took a quick breath and continued…

She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her big eyes and said, “Please kind sir, do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?”

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