Jokes in category:  Yahoo Archive

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These posts are copies of all the jokes emails posted on the original poddyslaughline on Yahoo Groups. You will find many great jokes here I hope. The mailing list has been running since 2001 and I hope to post everything to TheLaughline as time goes on.

Church Signs

CHURCH SIGNS Church Parking Lot Sign: “FOR MEMBERS ONLY” Trespassers will be baptized! No God – No Peace…Know God – Know Peace!! “Free trip to Heaven – Details Inside” Try our Sundays – They are better than Baskin Robbins! Wanting a new look? Have your faith lifted here! An ad […]

Hunting Incident

HUNTING INCIDENT A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other hunter starts to panic, then whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He frantically blurts […]

Going To Heaven

GOING TO HEAVEN Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do father.” The priest said, “Then stand over there against the wall.” Then the priest asked the second man, “Do […]

Duck

DUCK A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer and a sandwich. The bartender looks at him and says, “But you’re a duck.” “I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck. “And you talk!” exclaims the bartender. “I see your ears are working,” says the duck, “Now […]