Jokes in category:  Yahoo Archive

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These posts are copies of all the jokes emails posted on the original poddyslaughline on Yahoo Groups. You will find many great jokes here I hope. The mailing list has been running since 2001 and I hope to post everything to TheLaughline as time goes on.

The Month Before Christmas

THE MONTH BEFORE CHRISTMAS It was the month before Christmas* *When all through our land,* *Not a Christian was praying* *Nor taking a stand.* *See the PC Police had taken away,* *The reason for Christmas – no one could say.* *The children were told by their schools not to sing,* […]

Two Part Question

TWO PART QUESTION Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $1,000,000 Question TV Quiz Show. The night before the big question, he told the host that he desired a question on American History. The big night arrived. and Bob made his way on stage in front […]

The Bells Of Notre Dame

THE BELLS OF NOTRE DAME After Quasimodo’s death, the Bishop of the Cathedral of Notre Dame sent word through the streets of Paris that a new bell ringer was needed. The Bishop decided that he would conduct the interviews personally and went up into the belfry to begin the screening […]

The Longest Joke In The World

THE LONGEST JOKE IN THE WORLD This has to be absolutely positively the longest joke in the world, so please bear with me as the story unravels… So, there’s a man crawling through the desert. He’d decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel, had great […]

Conversations With Jesus

Many times when I am troubled or confused, I find comfort in sitting in my back yard and having many a gin and tonic along with a quiet conversation with Jesus. This happened to me again recently after a particularly difficult day. I said
“Jesus, why do I work so hard?”

Still Incredibly Busy…

More apologies for not getting any jokes mailings out for the last three weeks. My work has been continually hectic, and then my girlfriend is here until the middle of October, so I have to make sure I spend precious time with her while I can. I have been trying […]

Busy Busy Busy…

I have to apologize for not having got a jokes mailing out for the
last couple of weeks. It’s been so hectic here, firstly at work,
then with my girlfriend arriving for 9 1/2 weeks (stop it – I know
that’s the title of an “R” rated movie – whether or not we are going
to be re-enacting scenes from it is between me and her LOL).

Show And Tell

SHOW AND TELL Betsy, a grammar-school teacher from Miami, remembers this Oscar worthy birth tableau from one of her students… I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom […]

Embarrassing Meeting

EMBARRASSING MEETING A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness […]

Oops – Sealand Link Correction

Sorry – I sent out the wrong link last night in case you wanted to learn more about Sealand (see below). The correct link should be ——————– It was my girlfriend’s birthday on Wednesday, and I wanted to get her something different and special, but I had already given […]

The Dog Food Diet

THE DOG FOOD DIET I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Kibbles & Bits in the grocery store and was standing in line at the cash register. The woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I […]

Wired For Sound

WIRED FOR SOUND The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After […]

Fruit Picking

FRUIT PICKING The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well… as a matter if fact, Yes !” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CONTENTS […]