Jokes in category:  Yahoo Archive

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These posts are copies of all the jokes emails posted on the original poddyslaughline on Yahoo Groups. You will find many great jokes here I hope. The mailing list has been running since 2001 and I hope to post everything to TheLaughline as time goes on.

Wired For Sound

WIRED FOR SOUND The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went. Then he moved to one side, getting wound up in the cord and nearly tripping before jerking it again. After […]

Fruit Picking

FRUIT PICKING The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. “Look Miss,” said the foreman, “have you any actual experience in picking lemons?” “Well… as a matter if fact, Yes !” she replied. “I’ve been divorced three times.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CONTENTS […]

The Pastors Wife

THE PASTOR’S WIFE The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. “How could you do this!” he exclaimed. “I don’t know,” she wailed, “I was standing in the store looking at the dress. Then I found myself […]

American History

AMERICAN HISTORY Bob had finally made it to the last round of the $1,000,000 Question TV Quiz Show. The night before the big question, he told the host that he desired a question on American History. The big night arrived. Bob made his way on stage in front of the […]

The Mental Health Hotline

THE MENTAL HEALTH HOTLINE Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you […]

Cherry Vanilla Ice Cream

CHERRY VANILLA ICE CREAM Little Adam rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, “Put that away Adam! You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and […]

Tanning Blondes

TANNING BLONDES One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, ” A tan for 2 please!” The cashier said, ” Ok,” filled out a form for them and asked, “are you two sisters?” They chuckled and replied, ” No, we aren’t even Catholic.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CONTENTS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ […]

Argument In The Cockpit

ARGUMENT IN THE COCKPIT A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It’s the first time they’ve flown together and an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates […]

The Bible According To Kids

2008THE BIBLE ACCORDING TO KIDS THE STORY OF ELIJAH: The Sunday school teacher was carefully explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut the steer in pieces, and laid it upon the altar. […]