A Canadian lumber camp placed an advertisement for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy showed up at the camp the next day, carrying an axe. The head lumberjack took one look at the skinny little guy, who appeared to have practically no muscles and told him to get lost. “Give […]
The Best Collection Of Work Jokes
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This is our collection of funny work jokes. With everything that goes on in a work environment, it’s not surprising that you find a lot of work jokes is it.
We have quite a collection of work jokes here for you, from jokes about employees to job interviews, the quality of people’s work and of course different work ethics in all kinds of work.
We hope you enjoy the jokes, and of course please do share them if you enjoy them.
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Robert wasn’t happy with the way how job was working out so he went to a career counsellor to try and determine what type of job he would be good at. After the counsellor went through some extensive testing with him, he finally gave Robert the results. “Well, Robert”, the […]
There is one thing that is certain in this world and that is if you don’t look busy at work, people will think you are being idle. So, here are ten commandments for looking like you are working hard, even when you are not. I don’t know about you, but […]
Roger had been spending so much time working, he thought it might be nice to buy a little gift for his wife to show her that he did appreciate her, even though she hadn’t seen much of him lately. So, on the way home from the office, he called into […]
A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” Her boss practically erupted like a volcano, standing up and thumping his fist on his desk, almost spilling his cup of coffee. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” […]
An accountant dragged himself home from work and he barely made it to his armchair before he collapsed into it, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a long cold drink and a comforting word. “Oh my, you look really tired honey”, she said. “You must have had a […]
Patrick was looking for a management position and went for a job interview with an executive for a position in his company. The executive wanted to learn something about Patrick’s personality, so he asked him, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” […]
An employee at a large corporation had this problem of getting up late in the morning, and as a result he was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So the employee went to his […]
Murphy was a new employee at the office and he seemed to be working out ok, however after a few months he developed this habit of coming into work late every morning. Patrick, who was the office supervisor, couldn’t help but notice him coming through the office door late every […]
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company which was in the middle of expanding. He devised a simple test, which he hoped would help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he […]
Everybody dreams of having the perfect excuse for not going to work don’t they. It’s all very well to say that you have a cold or sore throat, but then you really need to prove it. You can’t take the day off claiming that you feel like “death warmed up” […]
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that not coming into work today, she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” her boss asks. “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” the woman says in a weak voice. “What the hell is […]