This is our collection of Work Jokes. With everything that goes on in a work environment, it’s not surprising that you find a lot of work jokes is it.
For the last annual company picnic, management had decided that due to liability issues on company property, we could have alcohol, but this was to be strictly limited to only one drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups. Image Source: Social Media
The Best Collection Of Work Jokes
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This is our collection of Work Jokes. With everything that goes on in a work environment, it’s not surprising that you find a lot of work jokes is it.
We have quite a collection of work jokes here for you, from jokes about employees to job interviews, the quality of people’s work and of course different work ethics in all kinds of work.
We hope you enjoy the jokes, and of course please do share them if you enjoy them.
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I tried once to get a job at Office Depot and Staples. It wasn’t because I needed the money. I just wanted to steal from a company that would never run out of office supplies. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://www.flickr.com/photos/25955895@N03/37240719134
The executive’s wife thought that she would surprise her husband one day, so she dropped by his office unannounced. When she opened his office door, she found him in a rather unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Totally taken by surprise but managing to appear only slightly […]
A chief executive for a large corporation was due to give an important speech at a major business convention. So he asked the company press officer to write him a punchy, twenty minute speech. When the chief executive returned from the convention, he was furious and went storming into the […]
A Coca Cola salesman returned from an assignment in the Middle East, very disappointed with his lack of success. A friend asked him why he hadn’t been more successful with the Arabs. The salesman explained to his friends that when he got posted to Saudi Arabia, he was very confident […]
Murphy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test with a local accountancy company. The tester took Murphy to a small office, where he sat him down and started to ask him some questions. Tester: “If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another […]
A wealthy couple in Arizona employed a Mexican maid, who they barely paid the minimum wage. One day she asked them for a pay increase. The wife was very annoyed about this and decided to talk to the maid about this pay increase that she was demanding. She spoke to […]
A Canadian lumber camp placed an advertisement for a lumberjack. A skinny little guy showed up at the camp the next day, carrying an axe. The head lumberjack took one look at the skinny little guy, who appeared to have practically no muscles and told him to get lost. “Give […]
Robert wasn’t happy with the way how job was working out so he went to a career counsellor to try and determine what type of job he would be good at. After the counsellor went through some extensive testing with him, he finally gave Robert the results. “Well, Robert”, the […]
There is one thing that is certain in this world and that is if you don’t look busy at work, people will think you are being idle. So, here are ten commandments for looking like you are working hard, even when you are not. I don’t know about you, but […]
