The woman applying for a job as a lemon picker in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs […]
Jokes in category: Work Jokes
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Malcolm had gone to his secretary’s apartment for some hot overtime after work. They had an amazing evening, indeed nothing was spared as they shared just about every act of passion for hours and hours. However, Malcolm suddenly woke and was horrified to find that it was three in the […]
Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure why not?” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the […]
A man gets a job as a door to door salesman for a company that sells vacuum cleaners, and like many new sales people, he is really enthusiastic about his job. He goes to the first house in his new sales area, and knocks on the front door. A really […]
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. “I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in the family business. All you have to do, is go to the factory […]
Sven and Ole had worked together for years, and both had been laid off from work, so off they went to the unemployment office. When he was asked what his his occupation was, Ole said “Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher. […]
You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, a few years ago, a very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to the other buildings around it, the building could not be […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife drops by his office one day to join him for lunch. She walks through the lobby of the building, takes the elevator to the 9th floor, and makes her way along the corridor to his office. Imagine her […]
A young lad from Texas applied for a salesman’s job at a large department store in Chicago. This store was the biggest in the world, and literally sold everything under the sun. “Have you ever been a salesman before?” the boss asked the Texas lad during his interview. “Oh yes, […]
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinaman are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “Today, you are in charge of sweeping.” Then he turns to the Scotsman he says, “Today, you are in charge of shoveling.” […]