A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “Your Resume is phenomenal. You have graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we would […]
Jokes in category: Work Jokes
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Two British Gas company servicemen, one a senior training supervisor and the other a young trainee, were out checking the gas meters in a residential area of town. They parked their truck at the end of the road and worked their way to the other end, checking the gas meters […]
Dilbert’s laws of work. It wouldn’t be funny if these weren’t all so true. Actually, is it funny, or is it just sad… If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick […]
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” he would tell me to take a few days off so, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. […]
A West Virginia farmer and his recently hired farm hand were eating an early breakfast of biscuits and gravy, scrambled eggs, bacon and coffee that the farmer’s wife had prepared for them. Thinking of all the work they had to get done that day, the farmer told the hired man […]
A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. […]
A company put a sign in the window saying “HELP WANTED. You must be a good typist and have good computer skills. Successful applicant must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.” A short time later a lovely golden retriever dog trotted up to the window, saw the sign […]
The woman applying for a job as a lemon picker in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. She had a liberal arts degree from the University of Michigan and had worked as a social worker and school teacher. Sally Mulligan of Coral Springs […]
Malcolm had gone to his secretary’s apartment for some hot overtime after work. They had an amazing evening, indeed nothing was spared as they shared just about every act of passion for hours and hours. However, Malcolm suddenly woke and was horrified to find that it was three in the […]
Lesson Number One: A crow was sitting in a tree, doing nothing all day. A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, “Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure why not?” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the […]
