A secretary walked into her boss’s office and said, “I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for you.” Her boss practically erupted like a volcano, standing up and thumping his fist on his desk, almost spilling his cup of coffee. “Why do you always have to give me bad news?” […]
Jokes in category: Work Jokes
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An accountant dragged himself home from work and he barely made it to his armchair before he collapsed into it, exhausted. His sympathetic wife was right there with a long cold drink and a comforting word. “Oh my, you look really tired honey”, she said. “You must have had a […]
Patrick was looking for a management position and went for a job interview with an executive for a position in his company. The executive wanted to learn something about Patrick’s personality, so he asked him, “If you could have a conversation with anyone, living or dead, who would it be?” […]
An employee at a large corporation had this problem of getting up late in the morning, and as a result he was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So the employee went to his […]
Murphy was a new employee at the office and he seemed to be working out ok, however after a few months he developed this habit of coming into work late every morning. Patrick, who was the office supervisor, couldn’t help but notice him coming through the office door late every […]
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager for a new division of the company. He devised a simple test to help him to select the most suitable person for the job. During the interviews, he asked each applicant the following question, “How much is two […]
Everybody dreams of having the perfect excuse for not going to work don’t they. It’s all very well to say that you have a cold or sore throat, but then you really need to prove it. You can’t take the day off claiming that you feel like “death warmed up” […]
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that not coming into work today, she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” her boss asks. “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” the woman says in a weak voice. “What the hell is […]
A man is searching through the classified ads in the local paper, looking for a job. His eyes are drawn to an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman. He figured that couldn’t such a bad job, so he calls the number in the advertisement, goes for an interview and they hire […]
It was time for lunch on the construction site and three workmen sat down on the roof of a building to eat their lunch. One man was Italian, the second was Mexican and the third was Polish. The Italian man opened his lunch box and said, “Spaghetti again! I have […]
