The rather attractive secretary entered her boss’s office one morning, to find him staring out of the office window. Seeing her enter, he proclaimed idly, “It’s certainly going to be a beautiful day today”. “I don’t think so”, replied the secretary, “the weather forcast is for snow”. “It’s not going […]
Jokes in category: Work Jokes
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The strong young man at the construction site was bragging to his work colleagues that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough of the young […]
Rick was fresh out of school, didn’t want to end up living off benefits, so he went for an interview for a good paying job. The person from personnel who interviewed him, asked various questions about him and his education, but then stumped him by asking, “What is three times […]
On the day of my big job interview I woke up late and immediately had a panic attack. Frantically I threw on a suit. “OH NO!” I thought. “MY TIE!” My Dad was out of town and wasn’t there to help me, and for the life of me I did […]
Chances are that if you have worked in an office, you have had to participate in at least one conference call. In theory, conference calls are a great idea, since they save people from having to travel long distances just to meet up for a few hours, but in reality […]
Losing your job and being made unemployed is never fun. I know only too well having lost my job twice due to companies downsizing and without any notice, there you are, being given the bad news and five minutes later being escorted out the door. Not wishing to worry anyone […]
I think everyone ought to be labelled by their business sign. We are all used to being categorized by our Astrological sign, but what if you were to assign personality types to different types of job, so you could analyze and categorize people by the type of work that they […]
A passer by noticed a couple of city workers who were busy working along the city sidewalks. Every so often they would stop, the first worker would dig hole, and then the second worker would fill it in again. Then they would move on a few yards and do the […]
Things that you wish you could say at work. I don’t know who came up with this list, but not only are there a few on the list that I wish I was brave enough to say out loud in the office, but there are also some that remind me […]
A man returned to work after a two week vacation and one of his fellow workers asked him whether he had a good time. “Well”, the man began, “Would you believe I spent the whole two weeks helping my wife to decorate all the rooms in our house, We spent […]
