Jokes in category:  Work Jokes

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With everything that goes on in a work environment, it’s not surprising that you find a lot of work jokes is it.

We have quite a collection of work jokes here for you, from jokes about employees to job interviews, the quality of people’s work and of courser different work ethics in all kinds of work.

We hope you enjoy the jokes, and of course please do share them if you enjoy them.

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Not Coming Into Work Today

A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that not coming into work today, she is staying home because she is not feeling well. “What’s the matter?” her boss asks. “I have a case of anal glaucoma,” the woman says in a weak voice. “What the hell is […]

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Toothbrush Salesman

A man is searching through the classified ads in the local paper, looking for a job. His eyes are drawn to an advertisement for a toothbrush salesman. He figured that couldn’t such a bad job, so he calls the number in the advertisement, goes for an interview and they hire […]

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The Secretary

The rather attractive secretary entered her boss’s office one morning, to find him staring out of the office window. Seeing her enter, he proclaimed idly, “It’s certainly going to be a beautiful day today”. “I don’t think so”, replied the secretary, “the weather forcast is for snow”. “It’s not going […]

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Feat Of Strength (Wheelbarrow)

The strong young man at the construction site was bragging to his work colleagues that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough of the young […]

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Job Interview

Rick was fresh out of school, didn’t want to end up living off benefits, so he went for an interview for a good paying job. The person from personnel who interviewed him, asked various questions about him and his education, but then stumped him by asking, “What is three times […]

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My Tie!

On the day of my big job interview I woke up late and immediately had a panic attack. Frantically I threw on a suit. “OH NO!” I thought. “MY TIE!” My Dad was out of town and wasn’t there to help me, and for the life of me I did […]

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The Wonderful World Of Conference Calls

Chances are that if you have worked in an office, you have had to participate in at least one conference call. In theory, conference calls are a great idea, since they save people from having to travel long distances just to meet up for a few hours, but in reality […]

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What’s Your Business Sign?

I think everyone ought to be labelled by their business sign. We are all used to being categorized by our Astrological sign, but what if you were to assign personality types to different types of job, so you could analyze and categorize people by the type of work that they […]