Jokes in category:  Work Jokes

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With everything that goes on in a work environment, it’s not surprising that you find a lot of work jokes is it.

We have quite a collection of work jokes here for you, from jokes about employees to job interviews, the quality of people’s work and of courser different work ethics in all kinds of work.

We hope you enjoy the jokes, and of course please do share them if you enjoy them.

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Everything Ok At The Office?

My boss phoned me today, to ask if everything was ok at the office. I said to him, “Everything is under control sir, it’s been a very busy day. I haven’t stopped to take a break all day.” “Can you do me a favor?” he asked. I said, “Of course, […]

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Job Interview

I can just imagine a job interview going like this, can you? Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m the one you want then. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.”

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I’m Overworked!

For a couple of years I have been blaming my constant tiredness on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I’m always tired because I’m overworked! Let’s face it, many people in the USA are overworked, but mostly it […]

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Aspirin

A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, “Your Resume is phenomenal. You have graduated from the best schools, your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, we would […]

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British Gas

Two British Gas company servicemen, one a senior training supervisor and the other a young trainee, were out checking the gas meters in a residential area of town. They parked their truck at the end of the road and worked their way to the other end, checking the gas meters […]

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Dilbert’s Laws Of Work

Dilbert’s laws of work. It wouldn’t be funny if these weren’t all so true. Actually, is it funny, or is it just sad… If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick […]

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A Few Days Off Work

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted “Crazy” he would tell me to take a few days off so, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. […]

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The Shredder

A young executive was leaving the office late one evening, when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. “Listen,” said the CEO, “this is a very sensitive and important document here and my secretary has gone for the night. […]