Sven and Ole had worked together for years, and both had been laid off from work, so off they went to the unemployment office. When he was asked what his his occupation was, Ole said “Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher. […]
Jokes in category: Work Jokes
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You know that old expression about finding a skeleton in the closet. Well, a few years ago, a very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to the other buildings around it, the building could not be […]
Wanting to surprise her husband, who was an investment banker, his wife drops by his office one day to join him for lunch. She walks through the lobby of the building, takes the elevator to the 9th floor, and makes her way along the corridor to his office. Imagine her […]
A young lad from Texas applied for a salesman’s job at a large department store in Chicago. This store was the biggest in the world, and literally sold everything under the sun. “Have you ever been a salesman before?” the boss asked the Texas lad during his interview. “Oh yes, […]
An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinaman are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, “Today, you are in charge of sweeping.” Then he turns to the Scotsman he says, “Today, you are in charge of shoveling.” […]
Most people know what a screwdriver or a hammer is for, but there are many hand tools which the novice doesn’t understand, nor the expert at times for that matter. This is a list of hand tools and their uses. If you find it funny, please forward to your friendly […]
A few months ago, a job vacancy opened up with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and there’s a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, […]
Two guys sat down for lunch one day in the office cafeteria. “Hey, whatever happened to Pete in payroll?” one asked, “I haven’t seen him in a while”. “He got this hare-brained notion that he was going to build a new kind of car.” his co-worker replied. “How was he […]
The new manager walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds four envelopes in one of the desk drawers. On one envelope, he finds the words “open me first,” and the others are numbered one to three. So, he opens the first envelope, and finds a […]
The boss went up to one of his employees and asked him, “Do you believe in life after death?” “Yes, sir,” the employee replied. “Well, then, that makes everything just fine,” the boss went on. The boss paused for a moment, then continued, “Funnily enough, after you left work early […]