Jokes in category:  Women Jokes

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Funny jokes about women and funny relationship stories

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Leather Skirt

A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was her turn to get on board, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to […]

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Big Woman

I went to the bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table. When I say big, I mean BIG! She was huge, and she was wobbling all over the place as she girated around on the table. I wandered over to her and said, “Good legs.” […]

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Ugly Woman

I went out for a few drinks the other night, and was standing at the bar minding my own business, when this ugly woman came up behind me. She grabbed my rear and said, “You’re kind of cute. Have you got a phone number?” I said, “Yeah, you got a […]

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Understanding Women

There a a lot of things that us men are good at, some of them we are usually better at than women, but one thing that I think most men will agree upon is that we find it really hard understanding women. Women just seem to think totally different to […]

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Visit To The Gynecologist

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. “Come now,” said the Doctor, “You’ve been seeing me for years! There’s nothing you can’t tell me.” “This one’s kind of strange . . .” “Let me be the judge of that,” the Doctor replied. “Well,” she said,”yesterday I went […]