Jokes in category:  Women Jokes

22 posts

Funny jokes about women and funny relationship stories

Mood Ring

My husband, who has really been struggling to deal with with my mood swings as I go through menopause, bought me a mood ring the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods. We have discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. However, […]

Image used under a Collective Commons License from:


On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it, and screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to […]

Staying Abreast

This is a hilariously funny poem that was written by a friend of mine about breasts, and how women feel about them as they get older. I hope you enjoy it… Between my neck and belly, My dynamic duo rests, Among a slew of other names, They’re politely called my […]

Black And Blue

A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]