I was shopping in the mall and looking for a nightdress. Having had no luck in the department stores, I would try my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. I went in the store not feeling hopeful, but to my delight, however, I found just what I […]
Jokes in category: Women Jokes
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He was all ready to go out to dinner for the evening and was pacing back and forth in the living room. Every few minutes he kept glancing at his watch. To anyone watching it was pretty obvious that he was becoming agitated and had been ready to go out […]
We all know how hormonal women get when they are pregnant. It’s easy to trigger mood swings, especially during the latter stages of pregnancy. Sometimes it pays to think twice before you open your mouth when talking to your pregnant wife. What comes out of your mouth could not only […]
I’d like to tell you about the time my husband told me about the miraculous properties of toilet paper. I was fresh from my shower and stood in front of the mirror in the bedroom, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me […]
Have you ever wondered why married women are heavier than single women? It’s because single women come home from work, look to see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. On the other hand, married women come home from work, see what’s in the bed and go to the […]
Three female members of an exclusive country club, walked into the women’s shower room and were shocked to see the lower part of a mans anatomy behind the glass door of one of the shower stalls. “Well!”, said one of the ladies, taking a good look at the figure behind […]
A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was her turn to get on board, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to […]
I went to the bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table. When I say big, I mean BIG! She was huge, and she was wobbling all over the place as she girated around on the table. I wandered over to her and said, “Good legs.” […]
I went out for a few drinks the other night, and was standing at the bar minding my own business, when this ugly woman came up behind me. She grabbed my rear and said, “You’re kind of cute. Have you got a phone number?” I said, “Yeah, you got a […]
Speaking as a man, I know I am never going to understand women. How a woman can torture herself in the name of beauty, and yet literally jump out of her skin at the smallest thing just baffles me. For a start, I will never understand how you can take […]
