If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]
Jokes in category: Women Jokes
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There a a lot of things that us men are good at, some of them we are usually better at than women, but one thing that I think most men will agree upon is that we find it really hard understanding women. Women just seem to think totally different to […]
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. “Come now,” said the Doctor, “You’ve been seeing me for years! There’s nothing you can’t tell me.” “This one’s kind of strange . . .” “Let me be the judge of that,” the Doctor replied. “Well,” she said,”yesterday I went […]
Men, do you know how to impress a woman? Ladies, the same question to you, do you know how to impress a man? If you want a first date to go well, or to give a relationship that special spark, it’s really important to know how to impress someone of […]
Jenny was married to a Charlie who was a real male chauvinist. They both worked full time, but he never did anything around the house and certainly never did any housework. That, he declared, was woman’s work! But then one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children […]
Women and relationships! So often these are so complicated aren’t they. This is a handy compact instruction guide for women on how to deal with relationships. This guide does rather stereotype both men and women, but since relationships between stereotypes are where most problems are likely to be found, I […]
Question: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. […]
A prominent women’s liberation speaker was addressing a large group of ladies at a meeting in the local church hall. After speaking for a while, she stopped and asked the gathering, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?” She paused for a moment, and looked around […]
Are you tired of the battle between the sexes? Let’s face it, men and women are different. There’s no question about it. People are often arguing over what women or men do wrong, and it’s time to put an end to it once and for all. So, instead of focusing […]
My husband, who has really been struggling to deal with with my mood swings as I go through menopause, bought me a mood ring the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods. We have discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. However, […]