We are pleased you found our funny Women Jokes collection, this is where you can find jokes about women as well as funny women’s relationship stories.
A man was sitting alone in his living room one night when out of his ashtray, up popped a genie. “…and what will your third wish be?” the genie asked him. The man looked at the genie in surprise and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish […]
The Best Collection Of Women Jokes
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We are pleased you found our funny Women Jokes collection, this is where you can find jokes about women as well as funny women’s relationship stories.
It’s not like we have it in for women and enjoy making fun of them. Well we do actually, but we enjoy making fun of men just as much and there is a Men Jokes category to match.
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If you want a man’s view of female drivers, here are some good observations that might just save someone’s life one day. I was riding to work yesterday, when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive on to […]
Thomas was a single guy, who was still living at home with his widowed father and working in the family business. When he found out that he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided that it was time to be a single guy no […]
Have you ever heard the expression “A woman is like a tea bag”? What it really means is “You never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water”. I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure that’s the truth! Image used under a Collective Commons […]
Have you ever wondered how to treat a woman right? Sometimes it seems that no matter what us men say or do, we just get it wrong when it comes to women. If we say something, it’s the wrong thing, yet if we say nothing, that’s probably worse. We are […]
I work for an insurance company and one day a woman called us as she wanted to report an accident and file an insurance claim. All too often this type of call is pretty much the same for me, day in, day out, but I had reason to remember this […]
I was hanging out in the park with a friend of mine, when we saw a woman walk past, with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend stared as she walked past us, then said to me, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she […]
Sometimes I really hate women drivers! Take what happened this morning as a good example. I was driving along I-95 in Florida when I looked over and in the lane to my left there was a woman in a brand new Dodge Pickup. She was doing 65mph, with her face […]
Marion loved growing flowering plants, but unfortunately she had developed a reputation over the years for having plants and flowers die under her care. Even though poor Marion followed the planting and watering directions to the letter, still her plants would just wither and die. One day, she put three […]
A woman storms into her boss’s office and she tells him in no uncertain words, “I heard that all the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment, everyone except for me!” Her boss is still staring at her in shock and surprise when she continues her […]
