Have you ever wondered why married women are heavier than single women? It’s because single women come home from work, look to see what’s in the fridge and go to bed. On the other hand, married women come home from work, see what’s in the bed and go to the […]
Jokes in category: Women Jokes
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Three female members of an exclusive country club, walked into the women’s shower room and were shocked to see the lower part of a mans anatomy behind the glass door of one of the shower stalls. “Well!”, said one of the ladies, taking a good look at the figure behind […]
A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was her turn to get on board, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to […]
I went to the bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table. When I say big, I mean BIG! She was huge, and she was wobbling all over the place as she girated around on the table. I wandered over to her and said, “Good legs.” […]
I went out for a few drinks the other night, and was standing at the bar minding my own business, when this ugly woman came up behind me. She grabbed my rear and said, “You’re kind of cute. Have you got a phone number?” I said, “Yeah, you got a […]
Speaking as a man, I know I am never going to understand women. How a woman can torture herself in the name of beauty, and yet literally jump out of her skin at the smallest thing just baffles me. For a start, I will never understand how you can take […]
If you weren’t aware that women think differently to men, this short story ought to prove a point. One day a woman received a text message from her husband: “Honey, a car hit me when I was out of the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They are doing […]
There a a lot of things that us men are good at, some of them we are usually better at than women, but one thing that I think most men will agree upon is that we find it really hard understanding women. Women just seem to think totally different to […]
A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist. “Come now,” said the Doctor, “You’ve been seeing me for years! There’s nothing you can’t tell me.” “This one’s kind of strange . . .” “Let me be the judge of that,” the Doctor replied. “Well,” she said,”yesterday I went […]
Men, do you know how to impress a woman? Ladies, the same question to you, do you know how to impress a man? If you want a first date to go well, or to give a relationship that special spark, it’s really important to know how to impress someone of […]
