On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it, and screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to […]
Jokes in category: Women Jokes
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With all this political clap-trap going on in the USA and the government treating women like second class citizens, I thought it was time to give them a break and list some great women’s t-shirt slogans. At the end of the day we should all be equal don’t you think? […]
Winter Jokes – it’s bitterly cold and blowing a blizzard in New Jersey
This is a hilariously funny poem that was written by a friend of mine about breasts, and how women feel about them as they get older. I hope you enjoy it… Between my neck and belly, My dynamic duo rests, Among a slew of other names, They’re politely called my […]
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘ ‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk. ‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’ ‘ Look […]
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why […]
I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am, I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam; I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections, I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions; I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a […]