Jokes in category:  Women Jokes

34 posts

Funny jokes about women and funny relationship stories

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Shopping For A Nightdress

I was shopping in the mall and looking for a nightdress. Having had no luck in the department stores, I would try my luck in a store known for its hot lingerie. I went in the store not feeling hopeful, but to my delight, however, I found just what I […]

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Out To Dinner

He was all ready to go out to dinner for the evening and was pacing back and forth in the living room. Every few minutes he kept glancing at his watch. To anyone watching it was pretty obvious that he was becoming agitated and had been ready to go out […]

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Leather Skirt

A woman who was wearing a tight leather skirt, stood waiting for a bus, at a crowded bus stop in the city. Her bus arrived, stopped and when it was her turn to get on board, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to […]

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Big Woman

I went to the bar last night and saw a big woman dancing on a table. When I say big, I mean BIG! She was huge, and she was wobbling all over the place as she girated around on the table. I wandered over to her and said, “Good legs.” […]

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Ugly Woman

I went out for a few drinks the other night, and was standing at the bar minding my own business, when this ugly woman came up behind me. She grabbed my rear and said, “You’re kind of cute. Have you got a phone number?” I said, “Yeah, you got a […]