Question: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Answer: One. Only ONE!! And do you know WHY it only takes ONE? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb. They don’t even know the bulb is BURNED OUT. […]
Jokes in category: Women Jokes
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A prominent women’s liberation speaker was addressing a large group of ladies at a meeting in the local church hall. After speaking for a while, she stopped and asked the gathering, “Where would man be today if it were not for woman?” She paused for a moment, and looked around […]
Are you tired of the battle between the sexes? Let’s face it, men and women are different. There’s no question about it. People are often arguing over what women or men do wrong, and it’s time to put an end to it once and for all. So, instead of focusing […]
My husband, who has really been struggling to deal with with my mood swings as I go through menopause, bought me a mood ring the other day, so he would be able to monitor my moods. We have discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. However, […]
On a Trans-Atlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it, and screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. “I’m too young to […]
With all this political clap-trap going on in the USA and the government treating women like second class citizens, I thought it was time to give them a break and list some great women’s t-shirt slogans. At the end of the day we should all be equal don’t you think? […]
Winter Jokes – it’s bitterly cold and blowing a blizzard in New Jersey
This is a hilariously funny poem that was written by a friend of mine about breasts, and how women feel about them as they get older. I hope you enjoy it… Between my neck and belly, My dynamic duo rests, Among a slew of other names, They’re politely called my […]
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘ ‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk. ‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’ ‘ Look […]
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]