We are pleased you found our funny Women Jokes collection, this is where you can find jokes about women as well as funny women’s relationship stories.
So ladies, here’s a question for you. Are you a real woman or a Martha Stewart kind of woman? I know this might sound like a strange kind of question, but there really are different kinds of women out there aren’t there. If you are more like Martha Stewart, everything […]
The Best Collection Of Women Jokes
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We are pleased you found our funny Women Jokes collection, this is where you can find jokes about women as well as funny women’s relationship stories.
It’s not like we have it in for women and enjoy making fun of them. Well we do actually, but we enjoy making fun of men just as much and there is a Men Jokes category to match.
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A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a while, not really seing what she was looking for, then spotted the perfect car and walked over to inspect it. […]
One Friday, two women friends were chatting during their coffee break and the conversation went something like this. Mary: So what are your plans for the weekend, Jane? Jane: Oh, this weekend is all mine! I’m going to give myself a facial, a pedicure, and a manicure, and put a […]
Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life. As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became obvious that they were trying to brag about how their lives were going and about their relationships with their husbands. […]
I think I figured out why women go through menopause as they get older. I know menopause is a frustrating time for women, with the hot sweats, hormones all over the place, mood swings and more, but just think what could happen if women didn’t go through menopause and could […]
Three women were having a coffee morning and as so often happens, the topic of conversation turned to their sex lives. The first woman said, “I think my husband is like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke”. The second woman said, “My husband is […]
Also known as “women’s intuition”, this sixth sense in women thing is no myth, it’s a reality. Women seem to know what’s going on in their men’s lives almost better than their men do themselves. It really does seem like they have a sixth sense, but why is this? In […]
I was on the train the other day and asked a beautiful woman who was sitting next to me, “I love the perfume you are wearing, what is it called? I would like to buy some for my wife!” The woman replied, “I wouldn’t give it to your wife if […]
Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]
As I have grown in age (maybe that should be “groan” as I hate getting old), I value older women most of all. Do you appreciate the value of older women as well, or maybe I should give you some examples as to why we ought to appreciate them. It’s […]
A radical feminist at the bus stop was just getting on a bus, when she saw that right in front of her, a man was getting up from his seat. She thought to herself, “Here’s another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a […]
A man was sitting alone in his living room one night when out of his ashtray, up popped a genie. “…and what will your third wish be?” the genie asked him. The man looked at the genie in surprise and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish […]