I work for an insurance company and one day a woman called us as she wanted to report an accident and file an insurance claim. All too often this type of call is pretty much the same for me, day in, day out, but I had reason to remember this […]
The Best Collection Of Women Jokes
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I was hanging out in the park with a friend of mine, when we saw a woman walk past, with a nose ring attached to an earring by a chain. My friend stared as she walked past us, then said to me, “Wouldn’t the chain rip out every time she […]
Sometimes I really hate women drivers! Take what happened this morning as a good example. I was driving along I-95 in Florida when I looked over and in the lane to my left there was a woman in a brand new Dodge Pickup. She was doing 65mph, with her face […]
Marion loved growing flowering plants, but unfortunately she had developed a reputation over the years for having plants and flowers die under her care. Even though poor Marion followed the planting and watering directions to the letter, still her plants would just wither and die. One day, she put three […]
A woman storms into her boss’s office and she tells him in no uncertain words, “I heard that all the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment, everyone except for me!” Her boss is still staring at her in shock and surprise when she continues her […]
A good neighbour went to visit her friend to check on her and much to her dismay she found the young woman sitting at the kitchen table, looking really depressed. She was staring blankly at a half empty cup of coffee, the sink was full of dirty dishes and her […]
It’s a funny thing women getting drunk. When they are together at a party getting drunk, they always seem to do some really stupid and embarrassing things. It’s funny that when this happens, they can always tell when they have had too much and it’s time to go home. Hands […]
Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny had one thing in common, they all had big feet. One day, all three of them were invited to a fancy party where there would be dancing. As they didn’t have any shoes to go dancing in, they went to a shoe store to […]
According to a new survey, women say that they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men, than they do undressing in front of other women. The reason is apparently that they feel other women are too judgmental about their appearance, dress sense, underwear etc. On the other hand of […]
PMS is that wonderful thing women have which often results in men (and other women sometimes) having their heads chewed off. Not literally of course, but it might as well be, knowing first hand how bad it can be to be on the receiving end of a PMS attack. A […]
