Jokes in category:  Women Jokes

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Funny jokes about women and funny relationship stories

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Growing Flowering Plants

Marion loved growing flowering plants, but unfortunately she had developed a reputation over the years for having plants and flowers die under her care. Even though poor Marion followed the planting and watering directions to the letter, still her plants would just wither and die. One day, she put three […]

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Sexual Harassment

A woman storms into her boss’s office and she tells him in no uncertain words, “I heard that all the other women in the office are suing you for sexual harassment, everyone except for me!” Her boss is still staring at her in shock and surprise when she continues her […]

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Big Feet

Three sisters, Monica, Phoebe and Fanny had one thing in common, they all had big feet. One day, all three of them were invited to a fancy party where there would be dancing. As they didn’t have any shoes to go dancing in, they went to a shoe store to […]

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Women Undressing

According to a new survey, women say that they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men, than they do undressing in front of other women. The reason is apparently that they feel other women are too judgmental about their appearance, dress sense, underwear etc. On the other hand of […]

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PMS

PMS is that wonderful thing women have which often results in men (and other women sometimes) having their heads chewed off. Not literally of course, but it might as well be, knowing first hand how bad it can be to be on the receiving end of a PMS attack. A […]

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Out To Dinner

He was all ready to go out to dinner for the evening and was pacing back and forth in the living room. Every few minutes he kept glancing at his watch. To anyone watching it was pretty obvious that he was becoming agitated and had been ready to go out […]