Winter Jokes – it’s bitterly cold and blowing a blizzard in New Jersey
Jokes in category: Women Jokes
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This is a hilariously funny poem that was written by a friend of mine about breasts, and how women feel about them as they get older. I hope you enjoy it… Between my neck and belly, My dynamic duo rests, Among a slew of other names, They’re politely called my […]
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘ ‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk. ‘Type?’ inquires the man, ‘There’s more than one type?’ ‘ Look […]
A woman goes to the doctor, she is black and blue. Doctor: “What happened?” Woman: “Doctor, I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp.” Doctor: “I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, […]
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, “Why did you have to die? Why […]
I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart the room smells awesome.
I’m glad I’m a woman, yes I am, yes I am, I don’t live off of Budweiser, Beer Nuts and Spam; I don’t brag to my buddies about my erections, I won’t drive to Hell before I ask for directions; I don’t get wasted at parties, and act like a […]
SPRING CLASSES FOR WOMEN AT THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED by Tuesday,May 15,2009 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM. Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer – How to Adjust a Thermostat […]
Do you think that your butt is too big? Too small? Oddly shaped? So many people, women especially, would change their butt more than anything else in the world. Go on – admit it – you would change yours in a heartbeat if you could – you know you would… […]
Casey, Murphy and Sullivan were talking in the pub. Casey and Sullivan are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the Murphy remained quiet. After a while Casey turns to Murphy and says, “Well, what about you? What sort of control do you have over […]
Once a wealthy man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him, but being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he […]
If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine. Dear Diary, For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) {bless her little heart} purchased a week of personal training […]
TO THE WOMEN ONLY–MEN DON’T YOU DARE READ!!! I’ve seen two shows recently that went on and on about how mid-life is a great time for women. Just last week Oprah had a whole show on how great menopause will be… puh-leeeeeeze! I’ve had a few thoughts of my own and would like to […]
These are all anti-women jokes – but not intended to offend anyone. Just look on the funny side… How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her! What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. What are the three fastest […]