We are pleased you found our funny Women Jokes collection, this is where you can find jokes about women as well as funny women’s relationship stories.
Rosemary and Christina had been the best of friends since high school and tried to do as much as they could together. So when Rosemary announced that she was going to go on a diet to lose some of the pounds she had put on over the last few months, […]
The Best Collection Of Women Jokes
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We are pleased you found our funny Women Jokes collection, this is where you can find jokes about women as well as funny women’s relationship stories.
It’s not like we have it in for women and enjoy making fun of them. Well we do actually, but we enjoy making fun of men just as much and there is a Men Jokes category to match.
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These are a few thoughts about coming to terms with mid life for women. Most women seem to be fine with themselves as they moved from being teenagers to adults, get married and have children, but then having been comfortable with their lives, that dreadful thought happens and they realize […]
So ladies, here’s a question for you. Are you a real woman or a Martha Stewart kind of woman? I know this might sound like a strange kind of question, but there really are different kinds of women out there aren’t there. If you are more like Martha Stewart, everything […]
A middle aged lady walked into a Lexus dealership and started looking at the brand new Lexus cars that were on display in the showroom. She browsed around for a while, not really seing what she was looking for, then spotted the perfect car and walked over to inspect it. […]
One Friday, two women friends were chatting during their coffee break and the conversation went something like this. Mary: So what are your plans for the weekend, Jane? Jane: Oh, this weekend is all mine! I’m going to give myself a facial, a pedicure, and a manicure, and put a […]
Three young married women were at a cocktail party talking and the conversation inevitably turned to their position in life. As so often happens occasions like this, it soon became obvious that they were trying to brag about how their lives were going and about their relationships with their husbands. […]
I think I figured out why women go through menopause as they get older. I know menopause is a frustrating time for women, with the hot sweats, hormones all over the place, mood swings and more, but just think what could happen if women didn’t go through menopause and could […]
Three women were having a coffee morning and as so often happens, the topic of conversation turned to their sex lives. The first woman said, “I think my husband is like a championship golfer. He’s spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke”. The second woman said, “My husband is […]
Also known as “women’s intuition”, this sixth sense in women thing is no myth, it’s a reality. Women seem to know what’s going on in their men’s lives almost better than their men do themselves. It really does seem like they have a sixth sense, but why is this? In […]
I was on the train the other day and asked a beautiful woman who was sitting next to me, “I love the perfume you are wearing, what is it called? I would like to buy some for my wife!” The woman replied, “I wouldn’t give it to your wife if […]
Three women went down to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation. They all got drunk and woke up in jail, only to find to their horror that they were to be executed in the morning. The veally frustrating thing was though that none of them could remember what […]
I have come to the conclusion that a real woman is a man’s best friend. This is my inspirational thought for the day and it’s spot on if you stop and think about it. A real woman will never stand a man up and never let him down. A real […]