A woman walks into a saloon in a small Western township and sits down next to a cowboy. She asks him, “Are you a REAL cowboy?” He replies, “Well, Mam, I brand calves, I rope steers, I mend fences, ride the range. I also think about cows a lot of […]
Jokes in category: Wild West Jokes
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We love Wild West Jokes and this is our growing collection of them.
If you love Cowboy and Indian jokes, jokes about Rustlers and Bandits, Gunslingers, Stagecoaches, Wagon Trains and those magnificent old Steam Locomotives and other things from the Wild West, then this is the place for you.
We always welcome new jokes, so if you have anything for us, please leave a comment.
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A big, mean looking cowboy walked into a crowded saloon. He took out his six shooter, waved it in the air, then fired into the ceiling. The saloon went silent, you could have cut the air with a knife. The cowboy then yelled out with a long slow drawl, “this […]
A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 and it’s fully loaded. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”. A voice from the back of the room called out, “You don’t […]
Three Texas cowboys went to a steakhouse in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the others, to prove just how tough he was. The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”. The second cowboy said, “Just pass mine through the flames and […]
One day, a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop that was just along the street from the Livery Stable and there he picked up a shiny new horseshoe. Not realizing that it had just come from the forge and was still too hot to handle, he grabbed hold of the […]
A tourist who was travelling out west, visited an Indian Reservation, and knowing that Native Americans are given traditional names, asked the Indian chief what his wife’s name was. The old Indian chief replied, “She is called Five Horses”. The man then asked the chief, “That’s an unusual name for […]
The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar, ordered a drink, but when he finished his […]
An English man had wanted to be a cowboy ever since he was a young lad. He had watched all the Western movies and television shows about Wagon Trains and ranching, about being attacked by Indians and the good old 7th Cavalry, and now that he was in his twenties, […]
A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians capture them, tie the cowboy up and take him back to their camp. That night, the Indians have a pow wow to decide what to do with the cowboy. The […]
Imagine you lived in the wild wild west, chances are you would be a cowboy. If you were a cowboy, you would have a better chance of living better and living longer if you had access to this handy guide on how to be a good cowboy. Don’t squat with […]
