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Jokes in category: Wild West Jokes
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We love Wild West Jokes and this is our growing collection of them.
If you love jokes about Cowboys and Indians, Rustlers and Bandits, Gunslingers, Stagecoaches and those magnificent old Steam Locomotives and other things from the Wild West, then this is the place for you.
We always welcome new jokes, so if you have anything for us, please leave a comment.
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A highly religious cowboy was out mending fences out on the range, when somehow he lost his favorite Bible. He was distraut, but imagine his surprise when three weeks later, a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it’s mouth. The cowboy couldn’t believe his eyes! He took the good […]
A young cowboy walks into the saloon in a rough and dusty Western town in Texas. He sits at the counter, and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chowder. After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young […]
A long time ago in the Old Wild West, three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande, with the idea that when each man had died, they would cut […]
A lady from out east had ridden the railroad across the country and got off in a small town in the old Wild West. While she was there, she thought that she would be adventurous and take a horseback ride so she could experience some of the Wild West. She […]
Young Billy wanted to be the best, most feared gunfighter in the Old Wild West, so when he spotted Doc Holliday having a beer in a saloon, he asked if he could have a word with him. “Sure, son, what’s on your mind?” asks Doc, looking up at the young […]
Two cowboys came upon an Indian who was lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?” “Yeah,” says the other cowboy. “Look,” says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear […]
A sheriff walks into a saloon in a Wild West town. He eyes up the customers in the saloon, most of whom are fairly drunk on cheap whisky, and furthermore they look like a pretty dangerous and unpleasant lot. Plucking up his courage, as sheriffs do, he stands tall in […]
The campfire scene where the cowboys are all sitting around eating their dinner is one of the funniest and probably the most famous clip from Blazing Saddles. This movie is a masterpiece from Mel Brooks, and a classic comedy movie.
