A cowboy from Wyoming walked into a bar and sat himself down on a bar stool, next to this gorgeous woman who was sitting on a stool at the bar, all by herself. He casually looked her over, then looked at his watch for a moment. The woman noticed him […]
The Best Collection Of Wild West Jokes
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If you are looking for Wild West Jokes, you are now in the right place for Wild West Jokes. This is the best collection of Wild West Jokes online. We love Wild West Jokes and have enjoyed putting this growing collection together for you.
If you love Cowboy jokes and Indian jokes, jokes about Rustlers and Bandits, Gunslingers, Stagecoaches, Wagon Trains and those magnificent old Steam Locomotives and other things from the Wild West, then this is the place for you.
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A cowboy walked into a Texas bar and ordered three mugs of Budweiser. He then took a seat at a table at the back of the room and proceeded to take a sip out of each mug in turn. When he had finished them, he went back to the bar […]
Have you heard about Annie Oakley’s sister? You haven’t? Well then, I guess today is going to be another school day for you if you care to read on. I guess everyone has heard about Annie Oakley, the famous sharp-shooter of the old Wild West. Annie Oakley toured the world […]
A woman walked into a saloon in a small Western township and sat down next to a cowboy. She asked him, “Say Mister, are you a REAL cowboy?” He replied, “Well, Mam, I brand calves, I rope steers, I mend fences, ride the range. I also think about cows a […]
A big, tought, mean looking cowboy walked into a crowded saloon. The customers all looked around and tried not to stare as he took out his six shooter, waved it in the air, then fired into the ceiling. The saloon went silent, you could have cut the air with a […]
A cowboy walked into the crowded saloon in an old WIld West township, took his pistol out of it’s holster, spun the cylinder and yelled, “I have a Colt 45 here and it’s fully loaded. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my wife”. A voice from the back […]
Three Texas cowboys went out to dinner in a steak restaurant in town one evenng. Each of them was eager to impress the other cowboys, to prove just how tough he was, coming from Texas of course. The first cowboy ordered his steak “rare, as red as can be”. The […]
One day, a cowboy walked into a blacksmith shop that was just along the street from the Livery Stable in the one street town in the old WIld West and there he picked up a shiny new horseshoe. Not realizing that it had just come from the forge and was […]
A tourist who was travelling out west, visited an Indian Reservation, thinking to broaden his knowledge of the Native American culture. Knowing that Native Americans are given traditional names, the tourist asked the Indian chief what his wife’s name was. The old Indian chief replied, “She is called Five Horses”. […]
The locals in a wild west town had a habit of picking on strangers, so when a cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink, he naturally became their next target. The cowboy walked up to the bar and ordered a beer, but when he finished […]
Here’s a good Wild West joke for you. Have you heard about the English cowboy? Well, an English man had wanted to be a cowboy ever since he was a young lad. He grew up in the days of good old black and white television with western shows and movies […]
A cowboy was doing what cowboys do best, riding the range on his horse, when a band of renegade Indians captured him, tied the cowboy up and took him back to their camp. That night, the Indians had a pow wow to decide what to do with the cowboy. The […]