After a long tiring day at the office, the woman commuter settled down in her seat on the train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the […]
Funny Travel Jokes
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This is a collection of more than 90 of the best funny Travel Jokes to be found anywhere online.
If you enjoy funny travel stories, whether it’s flying, cruising, traveling by train or going on a road trip, we have some great funny travel jokes here for you to enjoy.
We also have here funny jokes and stories from people on holiday. Whether it’s a beach holiday, camping, hiking or a a city break, these jokes can all be found in our Travel Jokes category.
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I was standing on a platform on the London Undergound when a tourist came up to me and asked me if I could tell him how to get to Heathrow […]
A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending […]
Murphy got a ride in a taxi so he could go into town. The taxi was about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the lights to change. […]
A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night. He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up […]
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour of Europe and were traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small […]
Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or […]
It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, […]
I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft […]
A woman was at her hairdresser’s in New York, getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser, who responded, […]
Jennifer had just returned to the United States after spending a month travelling around Europe. During her month away, she had been to Ireland, England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Switzerland […]
These are actual statements found on motor insurance claim forms, where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. Some of these are […]