I was standing on a platform on the London Undergound when a tourist came up to me and asked me if I could tell him how to get to Heathrow via Barking. So, kind soul that I am, I led him over to a large Underground map on the wall […]
The Best Collection Of Travel Jokes
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This is a collection of more than 90 of the best funny Travel Jokes to be found anywhere online.
If you enjoy funny travel stories, whether it’s flying, cruising, traveling by train or going on a road trip, we have some great funny travel jokes here for you to enjoy.
We also have here funny jokes and stories from people on holiday. Whether it’s a beach holiday, camping, hiking or a a city break, these jokes can all be found in our Travel Jokes category.
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A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending up going off the road, down into a ditch and hitting a tree. The collision left the front of a […]
Murphy got a ride in a taxi so he could go into town. The taxi was about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the lights to change. The taxi driver wasn¹t sure his indicators were working, so he asked Murphy if he could look out the window […]
A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night. He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up and down and said to him, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to Hell!” The man immediately jumped […]
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour of Europe and were traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small cheese farm, where a young guide showed them through the process of cheese making. The young guide explained that on […]
Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, hope you enjoy it. An Irishman boarded his flight from Dublin to Salt Lake City and found himself sat next […]
I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft flying thousands of feet up in the air when something goes wrong, well it just petrifies me. I guess if […]
A woman was at her hairdresser’s in New York, getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser, who responded, “Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome”. A […]
Jennifer had just returned to the United States after spending a month travelling around Europe. During her month away, she had been to Ireland, England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Switzerland and Poland. Her boyfriend Jimmy met her at the airline gate, gave her a huge hug and asked, “So, how […]
These are actual statements found on motor insurance claim forms, where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. Some of these are VERY old, in fact I remember my Mother (who used to work for an insurance company) showing me some of […]
A woman was a passenger on a slow moving train, that was literally just creeping along, slowly, very slowly. Finally the train creaked to a halt. The woman saw a conductor walking past outside, so she yelled out of the window, “What’s going on?”. “There’s a cow on the track […]