While out taking a group of elderly people on a day trip, a tour bus driver accidentally left a passenger behind after they had stopped for lunch. Feeling really bad and wanting to apologize to the passenger, the driver called their cell phone. “I don’t blame YOU“, the woman told […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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Recently, I called to make a reservation on a small charter plane that is based at a regional airport in New Jersey. I knew that I would be flying in a very small plane, so I was not surprised when the clerk said, “The plane is very full with baggage […]
A Scottish couple are returning home from a long holiday in the American Midwest. They were amazed by the different kinds of wildlife that they found in the Midwest, and decide to try and smuggle a couple of pets into the United Kingdom, a snake and a skunk. “How are […]
A group of bikers were riding west through Peoria on I-74 in Illinois when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped, and George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of onlookers who […]
Can you imagine what it must be like to be shipwrecked on a deserted island? A sailing ship was crossing the Pacific Ocean, and one stormy night it san off an atoll in the middle of nowhere. A Welshman, a sheep, and a dog were the only survivors of the […]
There were still a few minutes left before his flight back home, and while he was in the departure lounge waiting to board the flight, Roger thanked his friend Tom for being such a good host. “My room was great. The food was terrific. You didn’t bug me. And, more […]
One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help you?” The guest says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having […]
A porter who was loaded down with suitcases, followed a married couple to the airline check-in counter. As they approached the counter, the husband glanced at the pile of luggage and said to his wife, “Why didn’t you bring the piano, too?” “Are you trying to be funny?” his wife […]
A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. He is very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man notices a gorgeous woman sitting on her own in the hotel lobby. He tells […]
A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to […]
