Jennifer had just returned to the United States after spending a month travelling around Europe. During her month away, she had been to Ireland, England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Switzerland and Poland. Her boyfriend Jimmy met her at the airline gate, gave her a huge hug and asked, “So, how […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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These are actual statements found on motor insurance claim forms, where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. Some of these are VERY old, in fact I remember my Mother (who used to work for an insurance company) showing me some of […]
A woman was on a slow moving passenger train, that was literally just creeping along, slowly, very slowly. Finally the train creaked to a halt. The woman saw a conductor walking past outside, so she yelled out of the window, “What’s going on?”. “There’s a cow on the track Madam”, […]
Phillip rather fancied himself to be quite a ladies man, so after his cruise ship sank in a storm and he found himself stranded on a deserted island with six women, he didn’t see his being shipwrecked so much as a disaster as it being the best thing that had […]
People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
A French policeman pulls over and stops an Englishman’s car. He gets out, walks up to the window, which the Englishman winds down and asks him if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, as he is obviously well sloshed, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day. […]
This is a collection of bad driving video clips, which just prove without doubt why when it’s not safe to drive fast, you just shouldn’t. If you have ever driven on ice or snow, when there is gravel on the road, or in bad weather conditions, you should fully understand […]
Mr Johnson loved living on Staten Island in New York, but the one thing he wasn’t crazy about was the Staten Island Ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan, which was really […]
Mary Ellen was visiting the big city for the first time. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the bellboy, and as the door closed, she looked around and shook her fist at him. “Young man!”, she said, “I may be old and straight […]
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted while he was walking across the road at a busy road junction. The traffic quickly began to pile up in all directions, and a woman rushed over to help him. As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man […]
