A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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I hate taking a bumpy flight, don’t you? A little guy gets on board his flight and sits on a seat next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. After a […]
A girl who had recently become involved with equality for women, boarded a crowded bus. All the seats were taken on the bus, and as she stood there, a man rose to his feet. “No, No, you must not give up your seat. I insist”, she said. The man replied; […]
Some American tourists on an adventure holiday in Africa signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised to find that the entire journey was to be made via camel. The group of tourists were a little concerned, and […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]
People from Australia are one of a kind. They don’t take stupid questions lightly, and that is definitely true with these questions about Australia, which are from potential visitors and which were posted on a website dedicated to Australian tourism. Each question shows the country that the inquirer came from, […]
An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. It was one of those situations that I’m sure we have all been faced with at least once in our lives, when you just have to go, there is no option to hold it. After a […]
As the passenger cruise ship sailed past a small island in the middle of the ocean, everyone could see a bearded man who was shouting and desperately waving his hands. “Who is it?”, a passenger asked the captain. The cruise ship captain replied, “I have no idea, but every year […]
The head of Carnival cruise lines apparently used to tell the story of an unhappy cruise ship passenger, who was throwing a tantrum at the pursers desk, just moments after boarding and while the ship is still docked in the port of Miami. The manager tells of how he tried […]
While out taking a group of elderly people on a day trip, a tour bus driver accidentally left a passenger behind after they had stopped for lunch. Feeling really bad and wanting to apologize to the passenger, the driver called their cell phone. “I don’t blame YOU“, the woman told […]
