Mary Ellen was visiting the big city for the first time. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the bellboy, and as the door closed, she looked around and shook her fist at him. “Young man!”, she said, “I may be old and straight […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted while he was walking across the road at a busy road junction. The traffic quickly began to pile up in all directions, and a woman rushed over to help him. As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man […]
A Boeing 747 is just coming into land at O’Hare International airport in Chicago, the plane is on its final approach. As is normal when a plane is coming into land, the pilot switches on the intercom: “This is Captain Johanson. Well everyone, we are on our final descent into […]
Clarence and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii when a violent earthquake struck the island in the middle of the night. As soon as morning came, Clarence went down to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper and find out about what had happened during the night. As he was […]
A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]
I hate taking a bumpy flight, don’t you? A little guy gets on board his flight and sits on a seat next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him on the airplane and immediately falls […]
A girl who had recently become involved with equality for women, boarded a crowded bus. All the seats were taken on the bus, and as she stood there, a man rose to his feet. “No, No, you must not give up your seat. I insist”, she said. The man replied; […]
Some American tourists on an adventure holiday in Africa signed up for a guided expedition across the Sahara desert. Having arrived at their starting off point, they were surprised to find that the entire journey was to be made via camel. The group of tourists were a little concerned, and […]
An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]
People from Australia are one of a kind. They don’t take stupid questions lightly, and that is definitely true with these questions about Australia, which are from potential visitors and which were posted on a website dedicated to Australian tourism. Each question shows the country that the inquirer came from, […]
