Three colleagues were attending a convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms. The problem was that not only were they tired after a long day at the convention, the hotel […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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A Catholic priest was waiting in line to fill his car with petrol just before a long holiday weekend, and it was obvious that he was not alone, since there were a lot of other vehicles queuing at the pump. The queue at the filling station slowly shortened, but there […]
Seen on a packets of Sainsbury’s Bran Flakes today… If every Sainsbury’s customer recycled their cereal box, 750 tonnes of cardboard would be reused every year. That’s the equivalent to 101 double-decker buses! I got to thinking – I didn’t realise that double-decker buses are made out of cardboard. Maybe […]
The search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a mission to find an airplane that had disappeared from the radar in a remote mountainous area. It was their duty to rescue any survivors.
A group of American tourists on a tour of Europe were being guided through an ancient castle. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years.”
This is a good joke about a group of American Tourists traveling in England and visiting Runnymede, where the Magna Carta was signed.
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or […]
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments […]
Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar stool. One of them says to the bartender, ‘Don’t mind us, we’re joined at the hip. I’m John, he’s Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please’. The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while […]
Joke: A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train… Read on…
I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck causing him to have to drive on to the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave […]
With all the problems that the airlines are going through, and the cutting of services, this is a scenario that just might become reality in the near future… Attendant: Welcome aboard Ala Carte Air, sir. May I see your ticket? Passenger: Sure. Attendant: You’re in seat 12B. That will be […]