Jokes in category:  Travel Jokes

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The Tour Bus

While out taking a group of elderly people on a day trip, a tour bus driver accidentally left a passenger behind after they had stopped for lunch. Feeling really bad and wanting to apologize to the passenger, the driver called their cell phone. “I don’t blame YOU“, the woman told […]

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The Hotel Desk Clerk

One evening in a Midwest hotel, the phone rings and the hotel desk clerk answers. It’s a hotel guest who is calling, and the desk clerk answers, “May I help you?” The guest says, “Yes, I’m in room 858. You need to send someone to my room immediately. I’m having […]

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Crabs

A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to […]