Phillip rather fancied himself to be quite a ladies man, so after his cruise ship sank in a storm and he found himself stranded on a deserted island with six women, he didn’t see his being shipwrecked so much as a disaster as it being the best thing that had […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
A French policeman pulls over and stops an Englishman’s car. He gets out, walks up to the window, which the Englishman winds down and asks him if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, as he is obviously well sloshed, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day. […]
This is a collection of bad driving video clips, which just prove without doubt why when it’s not safe to drive fast, you just shouldn’t. If you have ever driven on ice or snow, when there is gravel on the road, or in bad weather conditions, you should fully understand […]
Mr Johnson loved living on Staten Island in New York, but the one thing he wasn’t crazy about was the Staten Island Ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan, which was really […]
Mary Ellen was visiting the big city for the first time. She checked into her hotel and the bellboy took her bags. She followed the bellboy, and as the door closed, she looked around and shook her fist at him. “Young man!”, she said, “I may be old and straight […]
It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted while he was walking across the road at a busy road junction. The traffic quickly began to pile up in all directions, and a woman rushed over to help him. As she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man […]
A Boeing 747 is just coming into land at O’Hare International airport in Chicago, the plane is on its final approach. As is normal when a plane is coming into land, the pilot switches on the intercom: “This is Captain Johanson. Well everyone, we are on our final descent into […]
Clarence and his wife were vacationing in Hawaii when a violent earthquake struck the island in the middle of the night. As soon as morning came, Clarence went down to the hotel lobby to read the newspaper and find out about what had happened during the night. As he was […]
A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]
