These aircraft maintenance comments are allegedly from ‘gripe sheets’ or ‘squawk reports’ which enable/enabled pilots to report aircraft technical problems and responses from maintenance engineers. Various origins are suggested by the many different interpretations of these items, most popularly Qantas and the US Air Force, although it’s highly unlikely that […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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A businessman boards his flight at Chicago O’Hare airport, and is lucky enough to find himself sitting next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange a brief “hello”, and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, “This is a […]
An American soldier, serving in World War II, had just returned from several weeks of intense action on the German front lines. He had finally been granted R&R and was on a train bound for London. The train was very crowded, so the soldier walked the length of the train, […]
We all know that the pre-flight safety announcements when you travel by plane can become really mundane and boring, especially if you travel frequently. Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make these and their other announcements a bit more entertaining. Here are some real examples that have been heard […]
A man decided to go on a visit to Germany, to visit his brother who was stationed in a military base there. He assumed that most Germans would speak English, but found that many people spoke only their native tongue, including the ticket inspector on the train. The ticket inspector […]
A magician was working on a cruise ship that was on a tour of the islands in the Caribbean. Knowing that the audience would be different each week, the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem though. The captain’s parrot […]
A man and a woman, both total strangers who have never met before, find themselves the victims of a booking mixup when they find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, with the train full and no opportunity to change the situation that they […]
It had been an exceptionally good month and the travel agent had managed to make an exceptional amount of money. So, he decided that it would be a nice gesture if he could give a free holiday to a deserving couple. Later that afternoon, the travel agent looked up from […]
A Japanese man takes a sightseeing trip to America so that he can see for himself the famous sights that he had only before seen on television. On the last day of his trip, he hailed a cab and told the driver to take him to the airport. During the […]
Three colleagues were attending a convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms. The problem was that not only were they tired after a long day at the convention, the hotel […]