Two New York cab drivers met one day. One was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, and the other was driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! “Hey,” asked the yellow cab driver, “what’s the idea of painting one side of […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. While he is there, he meets an Aussie farmer, and the two of them get talking about farming and the differences between their two countries. You must have heard of the expression “Everything is bigger in Texas”. Well, this Texan farmer […]
We all know that men and women drive differently. Well at least stereotypically they do, meaning that not all men are good drivers, and of course not all women are bad drivers either. And both men and women love to go on a road trip. But here is where the […]
On a beautiful deserted island, in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman. 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman […]
I had a car accident the other day. I’m usually a really careful driver, but somehow on the way home from work, I got distracted, and wasn’t paying attention to the other cars around me. Well, the next thing you know, I had rear ended the car in front, and […]
John and Mary were looking to spent a few days in the hills of North Carolina, but with money being tight, they could only afford to stay in a budget motel that had reasonable room rates. Having found a reasonable looking place to stay, John called the motel and asked […]
The National Transportation Safety Board recently published the results of a study into common causes of auto accidents. They divulged that they had covertly funded a project with the US auto makers for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes into four wheel drive pickup […]
If you ever have the need to go to China in a hurry, your trip will be far more successful if you are able to communicate a bit with the locals in their own language. To help you in your communication endeavours while in China, here are a few simple […]
These aircraft maintenance comments are allegedly from ‘gripe sheets’ or ‘squawk reports’ which enable/enabled pilots to report aircraft technical problems and responses from maintenance engineers. Various origins are suggested by the many different interpretations of these items, most popularly Qantas and the US Air Force, although it’s highly unlikely that […]