A man and a woman, both total strangers who have never met before, find themselves the victims of a booking mixup when they find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, with the train full and no opportunity to change the situation that they […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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It had been an exceptionally good month and the travel agent had managed to make an exceptional amount of money. So, he decided that it would be a nice gesture if he could give a free holiday to a deserving couple. Later that afternoon, the travel agent looked up from […]
A Japanese man takes a sightseeing trip to America so that he can see for himself the famous sights that he had only before seen on television. On the last day of his trip, he hailed a cab and told the driver to take him to the airport. During the […]
Three colleagues were attending a convention and returned to their hotel to find that the elevator was broken and that they would have to use the stairs to get to their rooms. The problem was that not only were they tired after a long day at the convention, the hotel […]
A Catholic priest was waiting in line to fill his car with petrol just before a long holiday weekend, and it was obvious that he was not alone, since there were a lot of other vehicles queuing at the pump. The queue at the filling station slowly shortened, but there […]
Seen on a packets of Sainsbury’s Bran Flakes today… If every Sainsbury’s customer recycled their cereal box, 750 tonnes of cardboard would be reused every year. That’s the equivalent to 101 double-decker buses! I got to thinking – I didn’t realise that double-decker buses are made out of cardboard. Maybe […]
The search and rescue team had been assembled and sent on a mission to find an airplane that had disappeared from the radar in a remote mountainous area. It was their duty to rescue any survivors.
A group of American tourists on a tour of Europe were being guided through an ancient castle. “This place,” the guide told them, “is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, and nothing replaced in all those years.”
This is a good joke about a group of American Tourists traveling in England and visiting Runnymede, where the Magna Carta was signed.
A businessman finds that his neighbor in the first class cabin of his flight is a parrot. They take off and the flight attendant asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot. The businessman orders a coke. After waiting two or […]