A software engineer decided he needed a really good break from work after completing a long and complicated project, so he booked a luxury cruise to the islands of Polynesia […]
Funny Travel Jokes
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This is a collection of more than 90 of the best funny Travel Jokes to be found anywhere online.
If you enjoy funny travel stories, whether it’s flying, cruising, traveling by train or going on a road trip, we have some great funny travel jokes here for you to enjoy.
We also have here funny jokes and stories from people on holiday. Whether it’s a beach holiday, camping, hiking or a a city break, these jokes can all be found in our Travel Jokes category.
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Is it just me or do you also find it fascinating when you go to the restroom on a plane and find that there are lots of buttons, the purpose […]
Remember the good old Jumbo jet, the Boeing 747 that for many changed the way we fly and in many ways revolutionized long haul flights? This is a travel story […]
Carpooling can be great can’t it, allowing you to share the task of driving to work or in this case, take it in turns taking your children to events. But […]
On a train journey from London to York some years ago, when railway carriages had compartments and people regularly travelled by train, an American was sitting opposite an Englishman in […]
I was on a cruise to Alaska and I saw my very first glacier as we sailed through the magnificent Inside Passage. Excitedly, I asked a ship’s officer who was […]
We all know that in Winter, driving in blizzard conditions when the snow is coming down thick and fast, can be really hazardous and if you are travelling anywhere you […]
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana and as they approached the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing about how to pronounce the name of the town. They argued back and […]
A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness of the Northwestern USA by a travel guide. On the third day, the hikers came to the conclusion that some […]
A man from Illinois left the snow covered streets of Chicago for a vacation in South Florida. His wife was away on a business trip and was planning to meet […]
There was an incident this morning when five Germans in an Audi Quattro arrived at the Italian border. The Italian customs officer stopped them and told them: “Itsa illegala to […]
If you have been on board an airplane in recent years you will be well aware how airlines cut services to avoid their planes flying at a loss. It used […]