This is a collection of over 60 of the best Travel Jokes to be found anywhere online.
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour, traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small cheese farm, where a young guide led them through the process of cheese making. The young guide explained that instead of cow’s milk, they […]
The Best Collection Of Travel Jokes
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This is a collection of over 60 of the best Travel Jokes to be found anywhere online.
If you enjoy funny travel stories, whether it’s flying, cruising, traveling by train or going on a road trip, we have some great funny travel jokes here for you to enjoy.
We also have here funny jokes and stories from people on holiday. Whether it’s a beach holiday, camping, hiking or a a city break, these jokes can all be found in our Travel Jokes category.
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Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, hope you enjoy it. An Irishman boarded his flight from Dublin to Salt Lake City and found himself sat next […]
I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft flying thousands of feet up in the air when something goes wrong, well it just petrifies me. I guess if […]
A woman was at her hairdresser’s in New York, getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to her hairdresser, who responded, “Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded and dirty. You’re crazy to go to Rome”. A […]
Jennifer had just returned to the United States after spending a month travelling around Europe. During her month away, she had been to Ireland, England, France, Spain, Italy, Germany, Switzerland and Poland. Her boyfriend Jimmy met her at the airline gate, gave her a huge hug and asked, “So, how […]
These are actual statements found on motor insurance claim forms, where car drivers attempted to summarise the details of an accident in the fewest possible words. Some of these are VERY old, in fact I remember my Mother (who used to work for an insurance company) showing me some of […]
A woman was on a slow moving passenger train, that was literally just creeping along, slowly, very slowly. Finally the train creaked to a halt. The woman saw a conductor walking past outside, so she yelled out of the window, “What’s going on?”. “There’s a cow on the track Madam”, […]
Phillip rather fancied himself to be quite a ladies man, so after his cruise ship sank in a storm and he found himself stranded on a deserted island with six women, he didn’t see his being shipwrecked so much as a disaster as it being the best thing that had […]
People from different places often have different driving styles, but have you ever looked at someone driving strangely and wondered where they might come from? Here are some simple guidelines for helping you determine where a driver comes from. We can’t guarantee the answer is correct in every case, but […]
