A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight. He is very tired after a long day’s trip, and he asks the clerk for a single room. As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man notices a gorgeous woman sitting on her own in the hotel lobby. He tells […]
Jokes in category: Travel Jokes
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A man boarded an airplane in Sydney, with a box of crabs. A female cabin flight attendant took it and promised to put it in the crew’s refrigerator, which she did. The man advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for the crabs staying frozen, and proceeded to […]
A man had just boarded the plane and settled into his seat next to the window, when another man sat down in the aisle seat, and proceeded to put his black labrador in the middle seat next to the man. The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and […]
An airline employee with the last name of Gay boarded a flight with a free travel voucher. Soon after he sat down, someone else came and claimed that he had the same seat assignment, so Mr. Gay moved down do an empty seat several rows further back. Soon after that […]
A man was walking along the highway, headed from one small town to another, when he spotted something unusual at the side of the road. He walked over and picked it up, to find it was a rusty old lamp, the kind that you see in those old tales of […]
An aircraft had just taken off from Chicago’s O’Hare airport and once they had reached the cruising altitude, the captain began his normal after takeoff flight announcement. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight 4295, nonstop from Chicago to Newark”. The captain continued, “Our weather ahead […]
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of beer after a few hours at their local watering hole. Bubam who was the passenger, said, “Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it’s a po-lice roadblock! We’re gonna get busted fer drinkin’ these here beers!” […]
One afternoon, a man drives down a highway to visit a nearby lake and relax. On his way to the lake, he sees a strange guy dressed from head to toe in red, who is standing on the side of the highway, gesturing for him to stop. The man pulls […]
Two New York cab drivers met one day. One was driving a regular yellow Checker cab, and the other was driving a bizarrely colored cab, what you could only describe as Definitely Not A Yellow Cab! “Hey,” asked the yellow cab driver, “what’s the idea of painting one side of […]
There are good reasons why you should always wear your seat belt while driving. I bet this is one that you didn’t think of… An old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he is driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state […]
