This is a collection of over 70 of the best funny Travel Jokes to be found anywhere online.
If you have been on board an airplane in recent years you will be well aware how airlines cut services to avoid their planes flying at a loss. It used to be that on most if not all flights, you would get complimentary drinks and a snack, often a meal. […]
The Best Collection Of Travel Jokes
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This is a collection of over 70 of the best funny Travel Jokes to be found anywhere online.
If you enjoy funny travel stories, whether it’s flying, cruising, traveling by train or going on a road trip, we have some great funny travel jokes here for you to enjoy.
We also have here funny jokes and stories from people on holiday. Whether it’s a beach holiday, camping, hiking or a a city break, these jokes can all be found in our Travel Jokes category.
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After a long tiring day at the office, the woman commuter settled down in her seat on the train and closed her eyes. As the train rolled out of the station, the man who was sitting next to her, pulled out his mobile phone and started talking in a loud […]
I was standing on a platform on the London Undergound when a tourist came up to me and asked me if I could tell him how to get to Heathrow via Barking. So, kind soul that I am, I led him over to a large Underground map on the wall […]
A man was not paying attention while he was driving down the road, when the car he was driving skidded on the grass at the side of the road, ending up going off the road and hitting a tree. The collision left the front of a car in a terrible […]
Murphy got a ride in a taxi so he could go into town. The taxi was about to turn a corner, but had to wait for the lights to change. The taxi driver wasn¹t sure his indicators were working, so he asked Murphy if he could look out the window […]
A very drunken man got on a London bus late one night. He staggered up the aisle and sat down next to an elderly woman. She looked the man up and down and said to him, “I’ve got news for you. You’re going straight to Hell!” The man immediately jumped […]
A group of American tourists were on a sightseeing tour, traveling through Holland on a tour bus. One of their sightseeing stops was at a small cheese farm, where a young guide led them through the process of cheese making. The young guide explained that instead of cow’s milk, they […]
Having thought about this for some considerable time, I realised that there are only two reasons to sit in the back row of an airplane: Either you have diahorrea, or you are anxious to meet people who do! The other reason for not wanting to sit in the back row […]
It’s not often you find jokes about an Irishman and a Mormon, but we just happen to have one for you here. It’s an old one but a good one, hope you enjoy it. An Irishman boarded his flight from Dublin to Salt Lake City and found himself sat next […]
I guess you could really call me a nervous flyer. Actually, it would be more accurate to call me a VERY nervous flyer. The thought of being in an aircraft flying thousands of feet up in the air when something goes wrong, well it just petrifies me. I guess if […]