Jokes in category:  Travel Jokes

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This is a collection of over 50 of the best travel jokes to be found anywhere online. If you enjoy funny travel stories, whether it’s flying, cruising, traveling by train or going on a road trip, we have some great funny travel jokes here for you to enjoy.

 

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The Train To Buffalo

A big company executive boarded a train in New York that was headed to Chicago via Buffalo. He explained to the porter, “I’m a really heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure to wake me up at 3:00am for the stop in Buffalo. I don’t care what I […]

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Bumpy Flight

I hate taking a bumpy flight, don’t you? A little guy gets on board his flight and sits on a seat next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. After a […]

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Crowded Bus

A girl who had recently become involved with equality for women, boarded a crowded bus. All the seats were taken on the bus, and as she stood there, a man rose to his feet. “No, No, you must not give up your seat. I insist”, she said. The man replied; […]

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Local Diner

An American couple were traveling cross country and decided to stop for a cup of coffee in a local diner somewhere in the heart of Texas. While they were sitting at a booth near the counter sipping their coffee, a local cowboy stumbles in and headed for the closest stool […]

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The Tour Bus

While out taking a group of elderly people on a day trip, a tour bus driver accidentally left a passenger behind after they had stopped for lunch. Feeling really bad and wanting to apologize to the passenger, the driver called their cell phone. “I don’t blame YOU“, the woman told […]