Funny Toilet Jokes

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A good joke about pooping, farting, taking a dump or however you want to call our bodily functions, well many of us just find that really funny.

So, here to help you have a good laugh at some rude stuff is our collection of toilet jokes. Enjoy!


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The Midget

A man is in the public toilets standing at the urinal, when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him […]

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What If Farts Were Colored?

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The Bathroom Cabinet

Ever since she was a little girl my wife’s daughter had this habit of looking in the bathroom cabinet any time she went to visit family or friends. When she […]

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In The Restaurant

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas, I really needed to have a good fart. The music was really, really loud, […]

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A Restroom Story

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:   “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the […]