A man is in the public toilets standing at the urinal, when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him. The midget climbs […]
The Best Collection Of Toilet Jokes
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Who doesn’t love Toilet Jokes! Well, maybe not all you ladies do, but most of us men do I am sure.
A good joke about pooping, farting, taking a dump or however you want to call our bodily functions, well many of us just find that really funny.
So, here to help you have a good laugh at some rude stuff is our collection of toilet jokes. Enjoy!
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Have you ever wondered what life would be like if farts were colored? This is my take on farts and a sort of “what if” in a world where you can not only hear them, you can see them coming! Farts! You either love them or hate them. It’s very […]
Ever since she was a little girl my wife’s daughter had this habit of looking in the bathroom cabinet any time she went to visit family or friends. When she was really young she would usually either blurt out afterwards “their toilet is clean it’s ok to go in there […]
I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas, I really needed to have a good fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farting with the beat of the music, trying not to laugh as I did so. After […]
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the men’s restroom, but I don’t know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, “Doin’ just fine!” And the […]