We have some great Technology Jokes here for you on The Laughline.
Here’s a good question for you. Do you know who invented the car backup sensor? I bet you think it had to be Ford, maybe General Motors or another of the big American automobile manufacturers. Maybe you think it was one of the European innovators like Mercedes Benz, or annovation […]
The Best Collection Of Technology Jokes
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We have some great Technology Jokes here for you on The Laughline.
Where would we be without technology? I tell you where… back in the dark ages with a whole lot fewer funny jokes to tell, that’s where!
If you love jokes about computers and the internet, funny stories about technology going wrong etc, then we have some great jokes for you right here.
There is a saying that goes something like “To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a computer“.
Sadly this is very true, but it’s not necessarily because computers are always going wrong. It’s that when they do, they can go wrong a thousand times faster than a human can.
With it being practically impossible to write computer programs that are wholly bug free, there will always be problems associated with computers, and more often than not the problem will be a “liveware” one.
Now everyone knows that hardware and software are, but do you know what “liveware” is? It’s YOU!!! The idiot at the keyboard!
I will end with another old saying, and let you get on with reading the list of computer jokes that we have for you. Enjoy…
Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem – a screw loose behind the keyboard.
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If you want to know how to really annoy your IT Support Department, just follow through the list below and see which one takes your fancy today. Your IT Support Department members have had a lot of training in dealing with a myriad of different computer related problems. Whether it’s […]
This should give you a chuckle, my brother’s birthday present. For his birthday, I bought my brother a combination fax machine and paper shredder. Either we hooked it up wrong, or a lot of people are faxing him confetti. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Canon_Laser_Class_710_fax_machine.JPG
Have you ever stopped to wonder what it would be like if people treated cars like computers? Along with other car manufacturers, General Motors doesn’t have a help line for people who don’t know how to drive, because people don’t treat cars like they do computers. Well, most people don’t […]
One day, four people were driving down the street when they sufffered from a car breakdown. The four were a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a Computer Engineer. Being engineers, they were all immediately thinking what could have caused the car to breakdown. Knowing how people […]
A businessman was spending a few days in the big city and decided to check into what was advertized as a “Futuristic Hotel”. He really enjoyed new and inovative technology, so thought that this would be a very interesting place to stay. He wondered what kinds of gadgets and technology […]
Grant and Samantha, an elderly couple from Maine had just bought a new car when the New England winter hit with all its fury. Knowing just how cold winter can get in Maine, Samantha asked her husband, “I wonder if this new car has seat warmers?” “I’m sure it does”, […]
Two friends were talking about technology and what an automated society we live in these days. The topic turned to driving and the latest technological innovations that were to be found in the new models of cars. One friend turned to the other and said, “Have you ever noticed that […]
Have you heard the story about the lie detector robot? The story begins with Mike, who was a salesman who loved any kind of unusual gadgets. He was obsessed with anything newfangled or which had the latest technology, and his poor wife Katrina had long ago given up trying to […]
Y2K: was it really 20 years ago? Y2K, the reason that millions of people thought the world was going to come to an end at midnight on New Years Eve. Working in IT now, as I did back then, the great lengths we had to go to in order to […]