Funny Technology Jokes

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Where would we be without technology? I tell you where… back in the dark ages with a whole lot fewer funny jokes to tell, that’s where!

If you love jokes about computers and the internet, funny stories about technology going wrong etc, then we have some great jokes for you right here.

There is a saying that goes something like “To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a computer“.

Sadly this is very true, but it’s not necessarily because computers are always going wrong. It’s that when they do, they can go wrong a thousand times faster than a human can.

With it being practically impossible to write computer programs that are wholly bug free, there will always be problems associated with computers, and more often than not the problem will be a “liveware” one.

Now everyone knows that hardware and software are, but do you know what “liveware” is?  It’s YOU!!! The idiot at the keyboard!

I will end with another old saying, and let you get on with reading the list of computer jokes that we have for you. Enjoy…

Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem – a screw loose behind the keyboard.


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The Diary Of An AOL User

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You Don’t Know How Spoiled You Are

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Government Spending

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Hydraulic Backspin Brakes

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My Brother’s Birthday Present

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What If People Treated Cars Like Computers?

Have you ever stopped to wonder what it would be like if people treated cars like computers? Along with other car manufacturers, General Motors doesn’t have a help line for […]

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Car Breakdown

One day, four people were driving down the street when they sufffered from a car breakdown. The four were a Mechanical Engineer, an Electrical Engineer, a Chemical Engineer and a […]

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Futuristic Hotel

A businessman was spending a few days in the big city and decided to check into what was advertized as a “Futuristic Hotel”. He really enjoyed new and inovative technology, […]

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New Car

Grant and Samantha, an elderly couple from Maine had just bought a new car when the New England winter hit with all its fury. Knowing just how cold winter can […]

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Automated Society

Two friends were talking about technology and what an automated society it is that we live in these days. The topic turned to driving and the latest technological innovations that […]