Have you heard the story about the lie detector robot? The story begins with Mike, who was a salesman who loved any kind of unusual gadgets. He was obsessed with anything newfangled or which had the latest technology, and his poor wife Katrina had long ago given up trying to […]
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Y2K: was it really 20 years ago? Y2K, the reason that millions of people thought the world was going to come to an end at midnight on New Years Eve. Working in IT now, as I did back then, the great lengths we had to go to in order to […]
Here’s a question for you: “Where do the characters go when I use my backspace or delete key on my PC keyboard?” The answer is not as simple as you might think. The characters go to different places, depending on whom you ask: The Catholic Church’s approach to characters: The […]
Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time and they were amazed by almost everything they saw. What amazed them most, however, were two shiny, […]
This is an old joke because, seriously, who calls Directory Enquiries” any more, but it’s a good one… Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please”. Operator: “I’m sorry, there’s no listing for Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff. Is the spelling correct?” Caller: “Well, it […]
A man enters a fancy bar which has lots of fancy flashing lights outside and orders a drink. He is amazed to see that the bar has a robot for a bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What is your IQ sir?” The […]
One of the most frustrating computer support tasks I had was when a neighbour called me over to help fix the Wifi connection on their home computer, after they got it back from being repaired. The husband knew that I worked in IT, which of course to someone who knows […]
Julia was the editor of a local news magazine, and she was having trouble with her computer right before the latest edition was due to be published. So she called the IT department and John, the support technician came over to her desk to take a look at the error. […]
The world’s first fully computerized passenger aircraft was ready for its maiden flight. The flight was fully sold out, but what was different about this airplane was that everyone on board was a passenger. The airplane was designed to fly without either pilots or crew. First, the airplane taxied to […]
This is apparently a true story from the Microsoft Office Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitored by the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired. They are however currently suing Microsoft for “Termination without Cause”. This is the actual dialogue of the former […]
