This is an old joke because, seriously, who calls Directory Enquiries” any more, but it’s a good one… Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please”. Operator: “I’m sorry, there’s no listing for Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff. Is the spelling correct?” Caller: “Well, it […]
Jokes in category: Technology Jokes
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A man enters a fancy bar which has lots of fancy flashing lights outside and orders a drink. He is amazed to see that the bar has a robot for a bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him, “What is your IQ sir?” The […]
Julia was the editor of a local news magazine, and she was having trouble with her computer right before the latest edition was due to be published. So she called the IT department and John, the support technician came over to her desk to take a look at the error. […]
The world’s first fully computerized passenger aircraft was ready for its maiden flight. The flight was fully sold out, but what was different about this aircraft was that everyone on board was a passenger. The aircraft was designed to fly without either pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the […]
This is apparently a true story from the Microsoft Office Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitored by the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired. They are however currently suing Microsoft for “Termination without Cause”. This is the actual dialogue of the former […]
Jack is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases, when a stranger walks up to him and asks “Have you got the time?” Jack sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. “It’s a quarter to six,” he says. “Hey, that’s a pretty […]
Have you ever felt that technology has some mystical way of playing tricks on you and fooling with you at times? Take for example the electronic key fob for my car, which has never had a range of more than a few feet, but which in the last few weeks […]
Available Now – A Rotary Cell Phone For Seniors This might not mean anything if you are under 40 or thereabouts, but back in the day, we didn’t have the convenience of push button digital phones like we do nowadays, we had rotary phones. There was no other choice all […]
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York archaeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago. Not to be outdone by the New Yorkers, in […]
