We have some great Technology Jokes here for you on The Laughline.
Bob’s wife decided to go out and buy a new car. The salesman at the dealership eyed her up, pointed at a convertible sports car and said, “I recommend this one”. She asked him why and the salesman replied, “Because this car not only looks stylish and will have everyone’s […]
The Best Collection Of Technology Jokes
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We have some great Technology Jokes here for you on The Laughline.
Where would we be without technology? I tell you where… back in the dark ages with a whole lot fewer funny jokes to tell, that’s where!
If you love jokes about computers and the internet, funny stories about technology going wrong etc, then we have some great jokes for you right here.
There is a saying that goes something like “To err is human, but to really mess things up requires a computer“.
Sadly this is very true, but it’s not necessarily because computers are always going wrong. It’s that when they do, they can go wrong a thousand times faster than a human can.
With it being practically impossible to write computer programs that are wholly bug free, there will always be problems associated with computers, and more often than not the problem will be a “liveware” one.
Now everyone knows that hardware and software are, but do you know what “liveware” is? It’s YOU!!! The idiot at the keyboard!
I will end with another old saying, and let you get on with reading the list of computer jokes that we have for you. Enjoy…
Most computer errors can be attributed to a similar problem – a screw loose behind the keyboard.
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If you want to know how to really annoy your IT Support Department, just follow through the list below and see which one takes your fancy today. Your IT Support Department members have had a lot of training in dealing with a myriad of different computer related problems. Whether it’s […]
This should give you a chuckle, my brother’s birthday present. For his birthday, I bought my brother a combination fax machine and paper shredder. Either we hooked it up wrong, or a lot of people are faxing him confetti. Image used under a Collective Commons License from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Canon_Laser_Class_710_fax_machine.JPG
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Have you heard the story about the lie detector robot? The story begins with Mike, who was a salesman who loved any kind of unusual gadgets. He was obsessed with anything newfangled or which had the latest technology, and his poor wife Katrina had long ago given up trying to […]