Jokes in category:  Technology Jokes

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Where would we be without technology? I tell you where… back in the dark ages with a whole lot fewer funny jokes to tell, that’s where!

If you love jokes about computers and the internet, funny stories about technology going wrong etc, then we have some great jokes for you right here.

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Shopping Mall

Do you remember your first time in a shopping mall? Did you find it pretty amazing? One day, an Amish boy and his father were in a shopping mall for the first time and they were amazed by almost everything they saw. What amazed them most, however, were two shiny, […]

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Directory Enquiries

This is an old joke because, seriously, who calls Directory Enquiries” any more, but it’s a good one… Caller: “I’d like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please”. Operator: “I’m sorry, there’s no listing for Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff. Is the spelling correct?” Caller: “Well, it […]

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Microsoft Office Helpline

This is apparently a true story from the Microsoft Office Helpline which was transcribed from a recording monitored by the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired. They are however currently suing Microsoft for “Termination without Cause”. This is the actual dialogue of the former […]

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The Watch

Jack is struggling through a bus station with two huge and obviously heavy suitcases, when a stranger walks up to him and asks “Have you got the time?” Jack sighs, puts down the suitcases and glances at his wrist. “It’s a quarter to six,” he says. “Hey, that’s a pretty […]