One day, Harry and Eric were out enjoying their favorite hobby, which was bungee jumping. Harry thought to himself, then turned to Eric and said, “you know Eric, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service down in Mexico.” Eric thought this was a great […]
The Best Collection Of Sports Jokes
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Do you like Sports Jokes?We have a collection of some really funny Sports Jokes here to keep you amused for a while. Why not burn off some calories laughing!
What’s your favorite sport? We have some jokes here about a number of different sports. Sit back and enjoy.
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Daryl had some friends come over from Europe and as a special treat he got tickets for them so that they could go to their first American Football game. He had been really lucky and managed to get really good seats, practically on the 50 yard line and right above […]
The swimming contest is a funny story involving disabled people. No offence is intended to anyone with any kind of disability. It’s just a funny story. So three disabled people entered a swimming contest. The first person had no arms, the second person had no legs and the third person […]
A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler's trainer came to him and said "Now,don't forget all the research we've done on this Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you're finished." Read on...
After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup in South Africa, the entire Nigerian team personally offered to refund ALL the expenses of fans who watched the World Cup Games and travelled all the way to South Africa. They said they just needed: The Bank Account details of the football […]
At one point during the little league baseball game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is, or what a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or […]
Here are some sports commentators bloopers and believe me, these comments are real bloopers. I’m sure the commentators would all like to take these back if they could: Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:“This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm […]