Jokes in category:  Sports Jokes

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Hockey Injury

Rich came to work one day and he was limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Terry, noticed and asked Rich what happened. Rich replied, “Oh it’s nothing Terry, it’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while”. Terry was surprised and replied, “Wow Rich, I […]

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Sports Pages

One afternoon I was in our living room reading the sports pages in the newspaper, checking out the baseball stats. “This pitcher earns $3.2 million a year just for throwing a ball straight,” I ranted to my wife. “Anyone can do that.” So, I picked up a rubber ball that […]

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Ice Fishing

An old man decided to go ice fishing on a cold winter day. He walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, […]

Tennis Ball

While out jogging in the park one morning, a man found a brand new tennis ball on the ground. He looked all around him, and seeing that nobody else was in sight, he picked it up and  slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, […]

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The Pretzel Hold

A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said “Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.” Read on…