While out jogging in the park one morning, a man found a brand new tennis ball on the ground. He looked all around him, and seeing that nobody else was in sight, he picked it up and slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, […]
Jokes in category: Sports Jokes
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One day, Kevin and Joe are out enjoying their favorite hobby, which is bungee jumping. Kevin thinks to himself, then turns to Joe and says, “you know Joe, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico.” Joe thinks this is a great idea, […]
Daryl had some friends over from Europe, and as a treat he got tickets so that they could go to their first football game. He had managed to get really good seats, close to the 50 yard line and right above the home team’s dugout. At the end of the […]
Three disabled people enter a swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs, and the third has no body, just a head.
A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said “Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.” Read on…
After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup, the entire Nigerian team has personally offered to refund ALL the expenses of fans who watched the World Cup Games and travelled all the way to South Africa.
Out of Africa – The England World Cup Squad Wayne Rooney Fabio Capello
At one point during the game, the coach called one of his 7-year-old baseball players aside and asked, “Do you understand what co-operation is, or what a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as […]
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I’m sure they all would like to take back: Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” Ted Walsh – Horse […]