A Little League baseball team was playing one Saturday and after a while the coach had enough and called one of his baseball players aside, a young boy aged nine and asked him, “Do you understand what co-operation is?” The young boy nodded and said, “Yes coach”. The baseball team […]
The Best Collection Of Sports Jokes
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Do you like Sports Jokes?We have a collection of some really funny Sports Jokes here to keep you amused for a while. Why not burn off some calories laughing!
What’s your favorite sport? We have some jokes here about a number of different sports. Sit back and enjoy.
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An American football coach walked into the changing room before a football game. He looked over to his new signing and said, “I’m really not supposed to let you play since you failed basic arithmetic, but we need you to be in the team right now. So, what I have […]
The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not just an athlete. She is now a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not however, permitted to answer the hospital telephones, because it caused too much confusion when she would answer […]
Do you know how to play Baseball? Lots of people do, especially in countries like the USA or in Puerto Rico and Dominican Republic, but in many other parts of the world Baseball isn’t a major sport and the rules can be rather confusing. So, for those of you who […]
One day, a scuba diver was out diving out in the ocean, leisurely propelling himself along with his fins about 10 metres down. Looking around him, the scuba diver noticed a man who was swimming at the same depth, but the man was without any scuba gear on, not even […]
Three women were in the changing room at the gym and they were getting dressed ready to play a game of racquetball. Suddenly, a man entered the changing room, wearing nothing but a bag over his head. He ran right past the three women, who just starred at him in […]
An Irishman came home from watching an international rugby match between Ireland and France. His young son welcomed him home, saying, “How was it, Dad, I wish I could have been there?” “It was terribly violent, son”, the Irishman said. “In fact it was nothing short of brutal! In the […]
A young man was really excited because he had just won a ticket to the Super Bowl in a competition. His excitement decreased however, as he looked to see where he would be sitting and realized that his seat was right in the back of the stadium. So, before the […]
Rich went into work one day and he was really limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Terry, noticed and asked Rich what had happened. Rich replied, “Oh it’s nothing Terry, it’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while”. Terry was surprised and replied, “Wow […]
One Sunday afternoon I was sitting in my armchair in our living room reading the sports pages in the newspaper, checking out the baseball statistics. “This pitcher earns $3.2 million a year just for throwing a ball straight,” I ranted to my wife. “Anyone can do that.” So, I picked […]
An old man decided to go ice fishing on a cold winter day up in Canada. He walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour, without […]
While he was out jogging in the park one morning, a man found a brand new tennis ball on the ground. He looked all around him and seeing that nobody else was in sight, he picked the tennis ball up and tucked it into the pocket of his shorts. Yes we […]