Jokes in category:  Sports Jokes

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What’s your favorite sport? We have some really funny sports jokes for you here. Sit back and enjoy.

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Rugby: Ireland And France

A man came home from watching an international rugby match between Ireland and France. His young son welcomed him home, saying, “How was it, Dad, I wish I could have been there?” “It was terribly violent, son”, the Irishman said. “It was nothing short of brutal! In the break, the […]

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Hockey Injury

Rich came to work one day and he was limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Terry, noticed and asked Rich what happened. Rich replied, “Oh it’s nothing Terry, it’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while”. Terry was surprised and replied, “Wow Rich, I […]

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Sports Pages

One afternoon I was in our living room reading the sports pages in the newspaper, checking out the baseball stats. “This pitcher earns $3.2 million a year just for throwing a ball straight,” I ranted to my wife. “Anyone can do that.” So, I picked up a rubber ball that […]

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Ice Fishing

An old man decided to go ice fishing on a cold winter day. He walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, […]