Rich came to work one day and he was limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Terry, noticed and asked Rich what happened. Rich replied, “Oh it’s nothing Terry, it’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while”. Terry was surprised and replied, “Wow Rich, I […]
Jokes in category: Sports Jokes
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One afternoon I was in our living room reading the sports pages in the newspaper, checking out the baseball stats. “This pitcher earns $3.2 million a year just for throwing a ball straight,” I ranted to my wife. “Anyone can do that.” So, I picked up a rubber ball that […]
An old man decided to go ice fishing on a cold winter day. He walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a fish to bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, […]
While out jogging in the park one morning, a man found a brand new tennis ball on the ground. He looked all around him, and seeing that nobody else was in sight, he picked it up and slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, […]
One day, Kevin and Joe are out enjoying their favorite hobby, which is bungee jumping. Kevin thinks to himself, then turns to Joe and says, “you know Joe, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee jumping service in Mexico.” Joe thinks this is a great idea, […]
Daryl had some friends over from Europe, and as a treat he got tickets so that they could go to their first football game. He had managed to get really good seats, close to the 50 yard line and right above the home team’s dugout. At the end of the […]
Three disabled people enter a swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second no legs, and the third has no body, just a head.
A Russian and a Redneck wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic gold medal. Before the final match, the Redneck wrestler’s trainer came to him and said “Now,don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this ‘pretzel’ hold he has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does, you’re finished.” Read on…
After Nigeria was eliminated from the World Cup, the entire Nigerian team has personally offered to refund ALL the expenses of fans who watched the World Cup Games and travelled all the way to South Africa.
Out of Africa – The England World Cup Squad Wayne Rooney Fabio Capello
