Billy Bob was filling his pickup truck with gas at a rural gas station. He was in a bit of a hurry and unfortunately when he pulled the nozzle out of his car, some gas poured onto his rolled up shirt sleeve. The gas station attendant, seeing what had happened, […]
The Best Collection Of Southern Jokes
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A man went on a visit to the Memphis zoo and was admiring a bear that was fast asleep in it’s enclosure. “What kind of bear is that sleeping in there?” he asked one of the zoo keepers. “Himalayan”, the zoo keeper replied. “Yes I see that”, the visitor said, […]
One day, Grandma had her grandson Johnny go down to the watering hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in to fill it with water, he saw two big old eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket in a fright and […]
A Southern wife came home early, just in time to find her husband in the bedroom with another woman, a young woman at that. As the young woman gathered up her clothes and quickly disappeared, the Southern wife did what any good Southern wife would do. With what appeared like […]
You know what it’s like when a couple of men go out in their boat. After a while they start on fishing talk, just rambling on, covering practically every subject under the sun. It’s a man thing. One afternoon, Hank and Travis were out on the bayou, quietly sitting in […]
Two Southern women were having a conversation while sitting on the porch swing of an impressive large Southerm mansion with white pillars at the front. The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me”. The second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that […]
What’s your Southern Star Sign? Really? You are into Astrology and you didn’t know that in the Deep South they have a different set of star signs? Sure they do, and they are based on good “down home” Southern living too. If you don’t believe me, I guess I will […]
You know you are in a country church in the South when: People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering”, […]
An elderly couple recently moved back south to Tennessee from Indiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back in Indiana cost them $2,000 per year! When they arrived in Tennessee, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to […]
A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being friendly like everyone is down south, said to the girl from California: “So, where ya from?” The California girl rather […]
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking […]
Two Tennessee mechanical engineers, Bubba and Ray, were standing at the base of a flagpole, both looking curiously up towards the sky. A woman walked by and seeing the pair of them looking up in the air, she became curious and asked them what they were doing. “We are supposed […]