You know you are in a country church in the South when: People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering”, […]
Jokes in category: Southern Jokes
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An elderly couple recently moved back south to Tennessee from Indiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back in Indiana cost them $2,000 per year! When they arrived in Tennessee, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to […]
A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being friendly like everyone is down south, said to the girl from California: “So, where ya from?” The California girl rather […]
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking […]
Two Tennessee mechanical engineers, Bubba and Ray were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up towards the sky. A woman walked by, and seeing the pair of them looking up in the air, she became curious and asked them what they were doing. We are supposed to find […]
Do you remember getting letters from home when you were away? This is a letter written by a family in Arkansas to their son: Dear Son, I’m writing this letter slowly because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your Mom […]
One night, a torrential rain storm caused major flooding in South Louisiana. The next morning, the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes in the area. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Just then, […]
This is a list based on the popular “You Might Be A Redneck If…” series created by Jeff Foxworthy. Enjoy… You might be a redneck if: You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves. The most common phrase heard in your […]
While patrolling around the state park late one autumn day, a Park Ranger discovered Bubba sitting in the woods, chewing away on a dead Bald Eagle. “Hey you there, the Bald Eagle is a protected species, and killing one is punishable offence”, said the Park Ranger. Bubba was swiftly arrested, […]
Southern women appreciate their natural assets: Clean skin. A winning smile. That unforgettable Southern drawl. Southern women know their manners: “Yes, ma’am.” “Yes, sir.” “Why, no, Billy!” Southern women have a distinct way with fond expressions : “Y’all come back!” “Well, bless your heart.” “Drop by when you can.” “How’s […]
