Two Southern women were having a conversation while sitting on the porch swing of an impressive large Southerm mansion with white pillars at the front. The first woman said, “When my first child was born, my husband built this beautiful mansion for me”. The second woman commented, “Well, isn’t that […]
Jokes in category: Southern Jokes
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What’s your Southern Star Sign? Really? You are into Astrology and you didn’t know that in the Deep South they have a different set of star signs? Sure they do, and they are based on good “down home” Southern living. If you don’t believe me, I guess I will have […]
You know you are in a country church in the South when: People wonder, when Jesus fed the 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish. People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like to ask Bubba to help take up the offering”, […]
An elderly couple recently moved back south to Tennessee from Indiana. The husband had a wooden leg, and to get insurance on it back in Indiana cost them $2,000 per year! When they arrived in Tennessee, they went to an insurance agency to see how much it would cost to […]
A girl from Alabama was on a domestic flight across the USA and happened to be seated next to a girl who was from California. The girl from Alabama, being friendly like everyone is down south, said to the girl from California: “So, where ya from?” The California girl rather […]
A man walked into the produce section of his local supermarket, and asked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy working in that department told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce. The man was insistent that the boy ask his manager about the matter. Walking […]
Two Tennessee mechanical engineers, Bubba and Ray were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up towards the sky. A woman walked by, and seeing the pair of them looking up in the air, she became curious and asked them what they were doing. We are supposed to find […]
Do you remember getting letters from home when you were away? This is a letter written by a family in Arkansas to their son: Dear Son, I’m writing this letter slowly because I know you can’t read fast. We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your Mom […]
One night, a torrential rain storm caused major flooding in South Louisiana. The next morning, the resulting floodwaters came up about 6 feet into most of the homes in the area. Mrs. Boudreaux was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Mrs. Thibodaux, waiting for help to come. Just then, […]
This is a list based on the popular “You Might Be A Redneck If…” series created by Jeff Foxworthy. Enjoy… You might be a redneck if: You take your dog for a walk and you both use the same tree to relieve yourselves. The most common phrase heard in your […]
