Hamish asked the bus conductor how much the bus fare was into Glasgow city centre. “50p”, said the bus conductor. Hamish thought this was a bit much, so he decided to run behind the bus for a few stops. “How much is it now?”, he gasped. “Still 50p”, said the […]
Jokes in category: Scottish Jokes
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Donald McDonald, a Scotsman from the Isle of Skye, went to study at an English university He was living in the hall of residence with all the other students there, and after he had been there a month, his mother came to visit him. “And how do you find the […]
A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill in the Highlands of Scotland. They had been silent for a while, when the lass turned and said to him, “A penny for your thoughts.” The lad was a bit abashed, but he finally said, “Well, I was […]
A Scotsman was convinced by a friend that he ought to buy a couple of lottery tickets, and so reluctantly he parted with the money. Well what do you know, the Scotsman wins the Jackpot and becomes a millionaire.
