Hamish was at the pub getting drunk and bragging about how he was really tight with his money. With Scotsmen stereo-typically being miserly and reluctant to part with their money, […]
Funny Scottish Jokes
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Och ay mon we have a reet crackin’ collection of Scottish Jokes for you here.
If you like funny stories and jokes about Bagpipes (scary things those), men in Kilts (even scarier), Scottish accents, or anything Scottish (take Sean Connery for example), this is the place to come.
Now Scotsmen also have a reputation for being some of the tightest people on Earth when it comes to money, especially those who live up in the Highlands of Scotland. Trying to get money from a Scotsman is like trying to get blood out of a stone, and so you also might find some miserly jokes in here as well.
We hope you enjoy this selection of fine Scottish jokes. Please don’t be mean like a stereo-typical Scotsman, share the jokes and share the laughter.
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